User:Hiatus Hernia

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[edit] Completed

UnNews:Listening to Metallica music proves to be "torture"- not terribly original, but I can't resist.

HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics

Godwin's Law's Law

[edit] Works in Progress

Saki - What I'm currently working on right now.

Perth - rewrite.

User:Hiatus Hernia/aqwf - All Quiet on the Western Front.

User:Hiatus Hernia/The Abstainer

[edit] Other things I plan to do

Whatever they are. I'll get to them, I swear.


[edit] New Sig!!!

~Scriptsiggy.JPG☎ 08:48, Nov 18, 2009

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