User:HerrDoktor

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edit Plasma BallThe rumors about my death have been greatly exaggerated

I'm currently writing in English language here:

RedStar Blame it on Brazil

edit Plasma BallNow to our normal programming

Lugosi Octopus

EEEEGOR!!! I told you not to store japanese food in that fridge!

EEEEGOR!!!

I NEED A BRAIN, not raw ramen! It won't help you hiding my glasses. Look at my nose! No, not the hair, the size! I can tell the difference by the smell, you moron! What? Chicken guts? (Yuck!) Whatever, how do you expect the monster to rise without a brain? Ah, I know you can do fine the way you are, if you ever had a brain I would have used it many time ago... (Hmm... or else, this would a bad idea, I guess). Whatever, put this lazy hump of yours to work and go find me a brain, you bastard! Now! And stop muttering, my name is not NeedABrain!

edit Plasma Ball More power, Egor, more power!

Good (or at least my mother said so) creations. Proceed with caution, Egor. Can you please reach me the VFH key?

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edit Plasma Ball It's alive! It's alive!

Works recognized by the scientific community. Just admire them from a safe distance, Egor.

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edit Plasma Ball Oh my god, I've created a monster!

Disgusting creatures. They keep on slithering around the lab, howling and staining the mat with their slime. You may practice with your scalpel there, Egor. Just remember to stitch when you're done.

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edit Plasma Ball Minor creatures

You may play with these, Egor, but carve a hole on the shoe box.

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edit Plasma Ball No room for your puny democracy when I conquer the world

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edit Plasma Ball Boxes, boxes, boxes

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