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edit The rumors about my death have been greatly exaggerated
I'm currently writing in English language here:
edit Now to our normal programming
I NEED A BRAIN, not raw ramen! It won't help you hiding my glasses. Look at my nose! No, not the hair, the size! I can tell the difference by the smell, you moron! What? Chicken guts? (Yuck!) Whatever, how do you expect the monster to rise without a brain? Ah, I know you can do fine the way you are, if you ever had a brain I would have used it many time ago... (Hmm... or else, this would a bad idea, I guess). Whatever, put this lazy hump of yours to work and go find me a brain, you bastard! Now! And stop muttering, my name is not NeedABrain!
edit More power, Egor, more power!
Good (or at least my mother said so) creations. Proceed with caution, Egor. Can you please reach me the VFH key?
• Pet Jesus (quasif)
• Sucker Tracker Bot a functioning anti-vandal
edit It's alive! It's alive!
Works recognized by the scientific community. Just admire them from a safe distance, Egor.
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edit Oh my god, I've created a monster!
Disgusting creatures. They keep on slithering around the lab, howling and staining the mat with their slime. You may practice with your scalpel there, Egor. Just remember to stitch when you're done.
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edit Minor creatures
You may play with these, Egor, but carve a hole on the shoe box.
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edit No room for your puny democracy when I conquer the world
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edit Boxes, boxes, boxes
|My life as a mayonnaise jar|
|My in vivo experiments and the volunteers|
|Moments of glory|
|UnBooks Author of the Month February 2007|