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|Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City|
|Creators||Duncan Fan Studios|
|Number of Players||One (or two with additional joystick)|
|Does Chuck Norris like it?||Yes! But if your gay, no!|
|System Requirements||Windows XPee, Windows Visa, and all the other Windows out there|
|Inputs||Keyboard, Mouse, and if your gay, penis!|
|Media||PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii, PlayStation 4, Xbox 720, Nintendo WEEEEEEEE!, PC|
Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City is a dumb game created by Duncan Fan Studios and published by Rockstar Games (who claim they made the game). The game takes place in 2009 when Duncan escapes Total Drama Island killing every camper except Courtney but is later murdered by Spongebob Squarepants. And Duncan wants to murder his ass.
As I said on top, the year it takes place is 2009, witch means Duncan escapes the Island. As he moves into the city, his girlfriend, Courtney, is shot by Spongebob Squarepants. Duncan starts his gang by first murdering Some mentally ill starfish, and then makes elmo poop on the King's floors. Finally, Duncan murders Spongebob, what do you think the ending was? Spybot S&D comes in murders both of them?
Duncan - Playable character, he takes no shit and jacks cars and murders people. He sometimes tries to be like a black guy and often likes shooting people that smoke
Courtney - Duncan's girlfriend murdered by Spongebob.
Spongebob - The enemy, took over Bikini Bottom along time ago after murdering King Neptune and taking drug control throughout the world
Ed, Edd, n Eddy - 3 known crooks in the city. Duncan starts taking orders from them, such as murdering the Kanker Sisters or taking out the Cali Cartel's and Bikini Bottom Mafia's drug routes.
Elmo- Used to poop on Spongebob's floors in the last mission. He is murdered by Spongebob.
Bananas in Pajamas - 2 Bananas in Pajamas, you take orders from them
Johnny Test - Some guy that wants to rule the world. You take out there rival, the New York Mafia.
Kankers - 3 annoying people that harass the eds. You eventually murder them to stop there bullshit.
- Duncan's Gang
- Bikini Bottom Mafia
- Test Family
- The Eds
- The Cali Cartel
- The New York Mafia
- Bananas in Pajamas
- Samoans (note: You don't go against them nor with them)
- Chris's Helicopter
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