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Note: Red means eliminated, Yellow means advances to playoffs, and Green means qualified.
- Old foes Germany and Sweden are ready to play a qualifier. Germany had already defeated Sweden 2-0 in a "friendly" match in Dortmund. Pritz and Schroder had scored 2 early kills. Germany were leading 2-0 at half time. Just when it seemed liked Germany earned 3 points, Lindergoth put 2 poisonous hot dogs for 2 German players. The Players died from SARS in just 1 minute. Giving Sweden a 2-2 at Stockholm.
- Austria easily won San Marino. No questions asked.
- This game was so boring, everyone feel asleep! This has not happened since 2002. While everyone was sleeping, Dahl killed a Welsh player. But a few minutes later, the killed player came back to life. Plus, the scorekeeper was also sleeping. To this day nobody except Dahl knows what happened. So it was 0-0. According to WBA.
- Germany had won rivals Austria. At first Austria had a lead after Aufshitting threw a shit bomb killing 1 German+injuring another. Then quickly, Gysi and Shnosudad got 2 kills in the 2nd Half. Giving a win for Germany in the Deutsch Derby. Deutschland! Deutschland! Deutschland!
- In a boring game the Swedish side wins 2-1. Caramaldansen, scored 2 kills early before Cotts scored a kill for Wales.
- Obvious!
- During a interesting match, Ballack had killed 11 of the San Marino lineup (all of the players). Then, God revived them and then killed them again. However, after they were revived again, ready to be killed again, the Sammarinese side said they were Christian and hated Atheism. God let them live, but let the score be 22-0.
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
- In a game with a boring report, rivals Denmark and Sweden were prepared to take on each other. Denmark easily took a 1-0 lead during the first half. And stayed that way.
- In another obvious game, Wales beat San Marino 3-1. San Marino were not in the match as they were down 3-0 at half time. Finally, Andy Selva scored the 1st kill for San Marino. But lost 3-1 to the Welsh side. Nobody cares anyways.
- In a lifeless game, Germany tied 1-1 versus Denmark, there Scandinavian rivals. Angry German Kid shouted so hard, it annoyed a Dane to death. However, Dahl got a kill for Denmark as he used a motorcycle to get his kill. Ending the game 1-1.
- Boring, nothing pretty much happened. That is your report.
- In a surprising match, Wales ties with Germany 0-0, they did not expect this. Germany had lots of chances, but wasted them. Wales had got a penalty, but F.Uck missed it.
- Boring and obvious.
- A boring 2-2 draw was the outcome of this game. Poulson got a 1-0 lead for the Danish, but Mozart and Doofensmirtz soon scored. But Poulson scored again, meaning it would be 2-2.
- In a replay of the classic derby, Austria had won the German team 1-0. Mozart scored a critical winner for Austria. Meaning they would collect 3 points. German captain Johnny Klaus said "We are very embarrassed." Streets were filled with Drunk people as parties raged on.
- In another classic rivalry, Denmark and Sweden tied 2-2. Santa Claws and Poulson got 2 kills. Giving Denmark a 2-0 lead. Then Forshella scored. Making it 2-1. Finally, Carameldansen scored. Making it 2-2.
- Do I even need to say it!
- Johnny Klaus scored a kill versus Sweden as the captain of Germany wins the game. It was a boring game until he scored a sniper kill.
- Johnson scored a kill. Im to lazy to finish this one
- OBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBVIOUS!
- In a boring game, Sweden tied with Wales.
- In a brutal and bloody game, a smelly deadly Visigoth killed 7 San Marino players. San Marino had no chance.
- Sweden easily beat San Marino 3-0. Johansen got Sweden up 1-0 at half-time. Viska and Bolkas scored later in the half. Sealing a 3-0 win over San Marino.
- Obvious!
- Report is boring!'
- Nothing really. Just a ordinary game.
- Denmark tied 2-2 with the Germans as the group gets harder and harder. Denmark took an early lead with Tommason using his smoke gun to smoke out Mots, a German player. Arahus was also able to score with his pea-shooter. Finally, Germany made a kill with Potz scoring. Then, Haas was able to score a equalizer. Making it 2-2.
- During another gory game, Sweden were able to get 3 points over minnows San Marino. Zlatan Ibrahimovic was able to open up scoring in the 2nd minute. Then, during stoppage time, Larsson got a kill for Sweden. Meaning it would be Sweden 2-0 San Marino.
Note: Red means eliminated, Yellow means advances to playoffs, and Green means qualified.
- Lithuania and Albania kicked off each with a point. Dzeconius killed a Albania with his stink-bomb. However Tare equalized a few minutes later with a his Shotgun. It ended up 1-1 with nobody winning.
- Stonkichiv got a hat-trick just 10 minutes in the game by using his AK47. However in the second half, Eremenko and Hanyoup scored. Making it 3-2. It finished Bulgaria's way, getting 3 points.
- In a good start for Spain, Villa scored early in the game. Then Torres scored again in the half. In the second half, Raul scored. Finally, the home team scored with a Stepanov grenade. Making it 3-1.
- A boring game. The Report is boring. But Stonshit scored a goal and Finland got a good win.
- Spain got a win over Albania after a boring first half. Puyol then scored then Xavi too. Spain won the game 2-0.
- Finland got a win over Estonia at Helsinki. Johansen raped a Estonian making it 1-0. Then Peturn decided to rape a Estonian player too. Making it 2-0.
- In a boring match, Finland won Albania 2-1. Im too lazy to finish this report.
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
- In a game that could have been better, Spain won Lithuania 2-1. Gonzalez killed 2 Lithuanians early before Dzekilus would score.
- Boring! Nothing happened. It was so boring the teams decided to play cards.
- In a lifeless game, Estonia tied with rivals Lithuania. Nothing really happened. Except 2 Early kills for both teams
- In a good game, Villa used his Hunting Rifle to kill one of the Finnish opponents. Then, Big Domo, the Spanish coach, was awarded a red card for pushing a Finnish player who pushed him first. The Finnish player, Peter Jenko, was also red carded for the first push.
- In a surprising game, Bulgaria tied powerhouses Spain 2-2. Dimitar Berbatov gave Bulgaria a early lead with his smelly socks, as Bulgaria were up 2-0 by the 58th minute, Villa scored. Then Raul at the 86th minute, Raul equalized, both teams getting a point.
- Boring but at least some kills were scored.
- A boring game, but I will write a report. Puri scored early in the game. The End.
- Albania got revenge for Estonia winning 1-0. The end again.
- Spain defeated Bulgaria 2-1 with a early goal by Pancho. Then Berbatov scored. Pancho once again scored. Spain 2-1 Bulgaria.
- Do I even need to say it!
- In the Baltic rivalry encounter, Lithuania were able to defeat foes Estonia 1-0. It was boring to say at least, but Dekizlkus opened up scoring in the 72nd minute giving Lithuania the win.
- In a good game, Bulgaria won 2-0. Im lazy right now, ok!
- In a good game, which im feeling lazy again, It's 1-1. It was boring anyways.
- Bulgaria was on it's highest today as they easily danced through Estonia. Berbatov, Popov and Petrov easily got kills in 10 minutes. Finally, Poop used his hot-pocket gun to get a kill for Estonia. Anyways it ended Bulgaria's way.
- Im lazy, all I can say is, Finland wins 1-0.
- In a surprise, Lithuania were able to hold on against a strong Spain. In fact, Dekilzlkus was able to draw first blood and bring Lithuania up 1-0. However, quickly, Fernando Torres scored and made it 1-1.
- In a ok game, Finland were able to defeat Estonia 2-0 with kills from Eremenko and Kiqrrd. Nothing special though except that Finland are still alive.
- I'm bored. Bulgaria wins. Nuff said.
- Spain qualifies! YAY!
- Sparks were set to fly in Turku, Finland. Finland needed to win Bulgaria by at least 4 kills if they were to get a play-off spot (Spain already got the direct spot). In just 4 seconds into the game, determined Finland already scored 2 kills. Forsell used a firecracker and exploded 2 Bulgarian players. Then The Finnish Bird used his droppings to score. At half-time, It was 3-0. However Dimitar Berbatov shot down the Finnish Bird to score for Bulgaria. However, Bulgaria never scored 2 more kills to get a equalizer. However, due to Kill Difference, Bulgaria still made it to the play-offs.
- Spain defeated minnows Estonia with 3 kills. Raul got a hat-trick by using some nuclear bunny. It was obvious though.
- This game was cancelled due to lack of interest. But both teams got 1 point. Good night!
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