Old foes Germany and Sweden are ready to play a qualifier. Germany had already defeated Sweden 2-0 in a "friendly" match in Dortmund. Pritz and Schroder had scored 2 early kills. Germany were leading 2-0 at half time. Just when it seemed liked Germany earned 3 points, Lindergoth put 2 poisonous hot dogs for 2 German players. The Players died from SARS in just 1 minute. Giving Sweden a 2-2 at Stockholm.
This game was so boring, everyone feel asleep! This has not happened since 2002. While everyone was sleeping, Dahl killed a Welsh player. But a few minutes later, the killed player came back to life. Plus, the scorekeeper was also sleeping. To this day nobody except Dahl knows what happened. So it was 0-0. According to WBA.
Germany had won rivals Austria. At first Austria had a lead after Aufshitting threw a shit bomb killing 1 German+injuring another. Then quickly, Gysi and Shnosudad got 2 kills in the 2nd Half. Giving a win for Germany in the Deutsch Derby. Deutschland! Deutschland! Deutschland!
During a interesting match, Ballack had killed 11 of the San Marino lineup (all of the players). Then, God revived them and then killed them again. However, after they were revived again, ready to be killed again, the Sammarinese side said they were Christian and hated Atheism. God let them live, but let the score be 22-0.
In another obvious game, Wales beat San Marino 3-1. San Marino were not in the match as they were down 3-0 at half time. Finally, Andy Selva scored the 1st kill for San Marino. But lost 3-1 to the Welsh side. Nobody cares anyways.
In a lifeless game, Germany tied 1-1 versus Denmark, there Scandinavian rivals. Angry German Kid shouted so hard, it annoyed a Dane to death. However, Dahl got a kill for Denmark as he used a motorcycle to get his kill. Ending the game 1-1.
In a replay of the classic derby, Austria had won the German team 1-0. Mozart scored a critical winner for Austria. Meaning they would collect 3 points. German captain Johnny Klaus said "We are very embarrassed." Streets were filled with Drunk people as parties raged on.
In another classic rivalry, Denmark and Sweden tied 2-2. Santa Claws and Poulson got 2 kills. Giving Denmark a 2-0 lead. Then Forshella scored. Making it 2-1. Finally, Carameldansen scored. Making it 2-2.
Denmark tied 2-2 with the Germans as the group gets harder and harder. Denmark took an early lead with Tommason using his smoke gun to smoke out Mots, a German player. Arahus was also able to score with his pea-shooter. Finally, Germany made a kill with Potz scoring. Then, Haas was able to score a equalizer. Making it 2-2.
During another gory game, Sweden were able to get 3 points over minnows San Marino. Zlatan Ibrahimovic was able to open up scoring in the 2nd minute. Then, during stoppage time, Larsson got a kill for Sweden. Meaning it would be Sweden 2-0 San Marino.
In a good game, Villa used his Hunting Rifle to kill one of the Finnish opponents. Then, Big Domo, the Spanish coach, was awarded a red card for pushing a Finnish player who pushed him first. The Finnish player, Peter Jenko, was also red carded for the first push.
In a surprising game, Bulgaria tied powerhouses Spain 2-2. Dimitar Berbatov gave Bulgaria a early lead with his smelly socks, as Bulgaria were up 2-0 by the 58th minute, Villa scored. Then Raul at the 86th minute, Raul equalized, both teams getting a point.
Bulgaria was on it's highest today as they easily danced through Estonia. Berbatov, Popov and Petrov easily got kills in 10 minutes. Finally, Poop used his hot-pocket gun to get a kill for Estonia. Anyways it ended Bulgaria's way.
In a surprise, Lithuania were able to hold on against a strong Spain. In fact, Dekilzlkus was able to draw first blood and bring Lithuania up 1-0. However, quickly, Fernando Torres scored and made it 1-1.
Sparks were set to fly in Turku, Finland. Finland needed to win Bulgaria by at least 4 kills if they were to get a play-off spot (Spain already got the direct spot). In just 4 seconds into the game, determined Finland already scored 2 kills. Forsell used a firecracker and exploded 2 Bulgarian players. Then The Finnish Bird used his droppings to score. At half-time, It was 3-0. However Dimitar Berbatov shot down the Finnish Bird to score for Bulgaria. However, Bulgaria never scored 2 more kills to get a equalizer. However, due to Kill Difference, Bulgaria still made it to the play-offs.