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2007 WBA Women's Bloodbath World Cup
2007 Mujeres de la Copa del Mundo de baño de sangre
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| Teams
| 24 (from lots of entrants)
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| Host
| Spain
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| Champions
|  Brazil
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| Matches Played
| Count them yourself
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| Attendance
| 60,000,000
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| Total Deaths
| ITS OVER 9000!
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The 2007 WBA Women's Bloodbath World Cup or in Spain known as the 2007 Mujeres de la Copa del Mundo de baño de sangre was the first Women's Bloodbath Cup. WBA decided they would do it since some women where better then men. They also thought they could make some money off of the idea. I can't finish the article right now, I really can't be arsed.
edit Spain 2007
| City
| Original stadium
| Host club(s)
| Capacity
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| Madrid
| French Toast Stadium
| Real Madrid
| 80,401
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| Barcelona
| Camp Nou
| FC False Madrid
| 98,772
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| Valencia
| Toyota Field
| Valencia Peesters
| 55,000
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| Saragossa
| Duff Bear Stadium
| Saragossa Drunken Hobos
| 34,596
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| Seville
| AOL Arena
| Seville Mafia
| 51,309
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| Bilbao
| Mexican Beer Field
| Balboa Fans
| 39,750
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| Vigo
| Blockbuster Stadium
| Vigo's Stupid people
| 32,500
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| Valladolid
| Youtube Poop Field
| Youtube FC
| 26,512
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| Elche
| Das Arena of Death
| Your Friends
| 1,000,000
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| Gijón
| Super Porn Magazines Field
| :D Stadium
| 555,555
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| Kabul
| Taliban Stadium
| Terrorists FC
| 25,000
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| the Moon
| LOL Stadium
| Iraq al-Qaeda
| 1
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edit Qualification
edit North America
edit South America
Groups were announced on May 31, 2007. They were chosen completely at random because I said so.
All times local (UTC+2)
- The States came out on top with a good start to the cup. It featured McDonald's Cheeseburgers and Waterpistols. However was halted by a Homosexual man who was selling Playgirl (pornography for Women and Gay men). However was shot by Guto.
- In one of the most bloodiest matches in the cup, was a brutal fight between rivals Argentina and Brazil. In 2 Hours it turned from a girl fight to Mortal Kombat. Lucy burned 2 Argentines to the ground, and the fans decided to duke it out, causing lots of fights on the stands. In fact Gonzalez had launched a missile killing 3 Brazilians. Barcelona police had to come to the stands to cool down the fans. Many sodas and Hot Dogs were thrown on to the field. After 10 hours of Death, the Police called the game off. Chief of Barcelona Police Malos Tacos said, "I do not want to see Argentina and Brazil play bloodbath, no matter if it is men or women, it is deadly" he said.
- In a bloody game, Argentina defeated Sweden 11-7. Fans were entertained when a very beautiful Argentine player, nicknamed Hot Argentine Chick, was literally, Hot! Burning 2 Swedes before having to be escorted off the field. She was subbed off for Palacioso, who killed 5 Swedes in a matter of seconds. Sweden really outdid themselves.
- Boring game. Only one kill was actually scored.
- In the 3rd win for Brazil, Brazil defeated Sweden 7-2. Marta and Luco were the killers in the game. Forshehella was a possible comeback for Sweden, but was only 2 kills. Brazil wins.
- Argentina crashed out of the World Cup after a heavy defeat with America. America simply just killed 3 Argentines, giving them a spot!
All times local (UTC+2)
- Old foes England and Australia were playing each other in Vigo. It was an ok game. Nothing really special. England won the game 2-1 with Smith and Kelly scoring for England. However, Katherine scored for Australia. But not enough to bring them a tie.
- Mexico scored 9 dominating kills kicking-off a good start to the cup. Martinez, Sexy Mexican Girl, and Hernandez all managed to gain some kills for Mexico. Even killing Chinese captain I Amm Faat. Nee Da Poo and See Mee Pee got 2 kills for the Chinese team, but it was too late. Mexico had already got a 9-2 win over China.
- England had defeated China who crashed out of the Cup and England sealing qualification to the next round. Johnson and Sophia had inflicted 6 kills on China. While Suk Ma As tried to give China a comeback. But could not save themselves and crashed out.
- Australia and Mexico had scored no kills. The Media reported that both teams were mostly bored. Thats your report people.
- Australia finishes third in the group with a win over China. However were selected for the next round anyways.
- Mexico and England clashed and was a very close game to call but England had won. Simple as that. At least Mexico made it through.
All times local (UTC+2)
- Germany were playing there first match versus the Republic of Ireland, whom there women's team was less better then the men's team. However, McAleese got 1 kill for the Republic of Ireland, however Shocner and Pritz had scored 2 kills for Germany. Gaining a win for the German team. DEUTSCHLAND!DEUTSCHLAND!DEUTSCHLAND! Oh well, at least the Irish didn't play so bad.
- Canada and Chile played a good match when Caitlin scored a kill for the Canadian team. However Bachlet, one of Chile's best players, killed a 16 year old player named Jen. Scoring the equalizer.
- Ireland got a 4-4 draw with the Chileans. McAleese fired a cannonball at the Chileans making it 4-0. But Garcia scored 3 kills making it Ireland 4-3 Chile. In the dying minutes of the game, Bachlet had scored a sniper kill making the final score 4-4.
- Germany had picked up a draw. Pritz, one of Germany's best players, scored 2 kills on the Canadians. But later, suffered a boo-boo and had to be subbed off the field, meaning Frankie getting a chance to score 2 kills. Giving Canada another shot at this cup. The German Bloodbath Association announced Pritz was going to be okay and playing against Chile.
- After a dumbass at WBA named Typhoon Wipha changed the scheduled matches to Sunday, the Chileans had played a dull game with no kills scored. Though Pritz was fine, Schneider felt a little nausea. Then threw up on the field and having to be escorted and taken to a local hospital. But Chile survived, though 3rd place in the group was randomly chosen to compete in the next round.
- The Canadians clinched a spot in the next round as Tancredi helped the Canadians get a 3-2 win over Ireland.
All times local (UTC+2)
- In a somewhat boring match that only lasted 40 minutes, Norway and Spain tied 1-1. De La Pena scored, but minutes later Nashee scored for Norway. It was a boring match and lacked excitement. Thats why they called it off early.
- It was a decent game. Iceland had defeated the Dutch team 7 to nothing. Fishy scored 3 kills. Then Skelu made it a 6-0 lead. Finally, a suicide bomber came to the game, killing a Dutch player. It ended Iceland's way, winning the Dutch 7-0.
- The Dutch crashed out of the cup after a heavy defeat to Spain. First, Garza got a clear headshot when she got a penalty. Then, De Los Santos threw a grenade, in the process killing 4 Dutch players. Spain enjoyed another game that got them 3 points. A riot erupted in Amsterdam after the exit of the team.
- Norway got a good win defeating rivals Iceland. Johanson got 1 kill in the last minutes of the game, giving Norway there first win in the Cup.
- Typhoon Wipha's mistake also effected the schedule of the game to 20 September 2007. Oh well, onto the report. Spain tied 4-4 with the Iceland team. Iceland got a good start when your cool maid killed 4 Spaniards. Then, Fernandez killed 4 Icelandic players, giving Spain a spot in the cup. Iceland finished 3rd in the group, but randomly chosen to compete in the next round.
- In the Norway-Netherlands match, Svolbird had killed a Dutch player in the first 10 minutes of the game. After 20 mInutes, the Dutch squad called the game off and both teams ate at a local Spanish resturant. Though the Norwegians won anyways, the Dutch couldn't care less.
All times local (UTC+2)
- Russia and France were playing against each other both were regional powers. It was a ok game i guess. The report was boring, though.
- In a brutal game, Finland defeated Ukraine 6-0. Johansen had scored a hat-trick in 1 hour. 2 Hours later, scored 2 more. Then, in the dying minutes, Nikki scored for the Finnish team. The Ukraine team was embarrassed. It was a good start for Finland though, despite not winning the 2005 Women's Euro.
- This was an OK game. First, Royal launched a missile at 5 Finnish players, Giving France a lead. Nikki reacted by throwing a grenade destroying a cannon and 5 French players. However, a no good Jack Thompson came to the stands, forcing a halt. He was shot by a guard. WBA and gamers were happy he died.
- Ukraine vs Russia was one of the most boring bloodbath games ever played. Everyone fell asleep. Though Shekitiku woke up and brutally murdered a Ukrainian. But Nobody saw and was 0-0. This has not happened since the 2002 Bloodbath World Cup.
- In a boring game again. Nobody scored. The media reported that the players were so bored they decided to play chess and shit like that. Russia were randomly chosen to go to the next round anyways.
- In a okay game, Bruni had scored a kill on Ukraine. Nothing special.
Brazil
United States
Argentina
Sweden
England
Mexico
Australia
China PR
Canada
Germany
Chile
Ireland
Norway
Spain
Iceland
Finland
France
Russia
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