User:Heerenveen/VFD

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nailbat before we tear our hair out in frustration.

To add an article, type the name of the article into the box below and click the Nominate button, then put your opening nomination and reason for deletion on the asterisked line. If you find the article has been nominated before, please affix "(nth nomination)" to the end of the entry, where n is the next nomination.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.


If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 15, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. Over 15 articles is allowed only if there is inactive voting. This is either when there is a red link at the top of the voting table, or when an admin has said that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

If VFD is full, and you want to report something as potential rubbish for us to vote on in the future, please proceed to the Poopsmith's Lounge. Just remember not to sit on the chairs.


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Current articles

[vote]

Norxoids from Betelgeuse

Norxoids from Betelgeuse (Score: -1)
Keep (0)

No keep votes

Delete (1)
  • Delete I spit upon its grandmother's lacy headgarment. ----OEJ 02:01, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments

[vote]

User:Cs1987

User:Cs1987 (Score: -1)
Keep (0)

No keep votes

Delete (1)
  • Delete - Vanityshite. Should have been deleted when it was first created almost a year ago. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:01, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments

[vote]

Académica

Académica (Score: -1)
Keep (2)
Delete (3)
Comments

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