User:Heerenveen/UnBooks:Five Nights in Guimarães
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"Mommy, what would happen if an asteroid decided to fall on our plane?"
Katy didn't answer. She couldn't. Her fear of flying had already made her feel like a plate of jelly at the mercy of a hungry child, and the last thing she needed was her own offspring making the feeling even worse. All she wanted was for her, her husband Chris, and her three children - James, Hannah and Stuart - to have a relaxing holiday together. But thing seemed to be going wrong before they'd even begun, what with the security officials trying to grope her in the name of "checks" and now the unmitigated terror that is a flight.