User:Heerenveen/Sweet Home Alabama

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This world tour's been great. I've explored the deepest depths, the highest highs, the widest wides. I've got thin in Moscow and I've got fat in Texas; I've got stylish in Milan and got naturistic in Botswana. But it's just not right. All this time I've been away, trying to find that cruel, sadistic meaning of life, and I've only now discovered – the true meaning of my life is back in sweet home Alabama.

edit Ah, La 'Bama

edit Oh, the people

edit Such days in the park

edit But the sweetest thing

edit My memories

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