User:Heavy Weapons Guy
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|Name:||Heavy Weapons |
|Weight:||300 kilograms (450 with Sasha)|
|Eyes:||Beady...AND RED WITH BLOODLUST|
|Weapon of Choice:||Sasha|
|Favorite Target:||Ron Paul|
|Favorite Pastime:||Keeling BABIES|
|Favorite Movie(s):||Meet The Heavy, Meet The Engineer, Meet The Demoman, Meet The Soldier, Meet The Sniper, Meet The Scout, Meet The Spartans|
|Favorite Books:||Chibi Vampire Manga series|
|Favorite Band(s):||Rob Zombie, Psychostick, The Engineer n' his Guitar|
|Favorite Song(s):||Heavy Sing Along Song|
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?
YOU ARE SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!
Oh ho ho ho! You are going to need MUCH BIGGER GUNS!!!
WHAT WAS THAT SANDVICH, KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA!