User:Heavy Weapons Guy

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Heavy Weapons Guy

Stop hand Warning, any discussion with HEAVY WEAPONS GUY may end in getting shot to hell by Sasha


Number of Scouts, Spies, Demomen, Soldiers, Engineers, Medics, Snipers, Pyros, other Heavy's, Sentries, Dispensers, LEETLE BABIES, n00bs, YouTube Users, Forced Memes, other LEETLE video game characters, SPARTAAAANS, Jonas Brothers, Left 4 Dead characters, Half-Life characters, Portal characters, zombies, aliens, and Godmodding Anime bitches that got themselves killed by Heavy Weapons Guy since you opened this page:

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Heavy Weapons Guy
Heavy Weapons Guy and Sasha
Name:Heavy Weapons Gay Guy
Gender:GIANT MAN
Height:7'1"
Weight:300 kilograms (450 with Sasha)
Eyes:Beady...AND RED WITH BLOODLUST
Ass:Concave.
Hair:Nope.
Species:Ruskie
Occupation:Arby's Employee CREDIT TO TEAM
Weapon of Choice:Sasha
Favorite Target:Ron Paul
Favorite Pastime:Keeling BABIES
Favorite Movie(s):Meet The Heavy, Meet The Engineer, Meet The Demoman, Meet The Soldier, Meet The Sniper, Meet The Scout, Meet The Spartans
Favorite Books:Chibi Vampire Manga series
Favorite Band(s):Rob Zombie, Psychostick, The Engineer n' his Guitar
Favorite Song(s):Heavy Sing Along Song
Favorite Foods:SANDVICH
I Am Heavy Weapons Guy

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY...

Sasha

And THIS...is my WEAPON.

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?

YOU ARE SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!

Oh ho ho ho! You are going to need MUCH BIGGER GUNS!!!

WHAT WAS THAT SANDVICH, KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA!

SPR

TANKS??? What sick man sends TANKS to fight HANKS?

Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Brain This user's IQ is 150 kilograms and fires SPY.

Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

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