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...Anyway, now we have the shameful desperation out the way, hey! Well, what's there to know about such a fun guy like me? Grunka Lunka Dunkety Dasis, the secret of me's on a need-to-know basis! Just bear this in mind, fair jewbacca: I like custard blankets.

As is all too obvious from the n00bish outset, I haven't the foggiest on this whole editing lark. Nor can I do anything special, like put a picture in, or speak Swahili. But I can sing:

You keep saying you've got something for me. something you call love, but confess. You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin' and now someone else is gettin' all your best.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

...By Nancy Sinatra. Go me.

Anyway, what are you doing here? KFC's thatta ---------> way. Keep going....going...going...

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