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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Welcome to UnNews

You'll notice I;ve retitled UnNews:Scientific genius discovers proof of major math problem and tagged it as ICU (needs work)., but do not despair! Read on, takd some hints from other articles, and see if you can make if prettier, fi not more betterer. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:03, 14 March 2007 (UTC)


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Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Hdgcfcf, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Autobahn Minimum Speed Expected to Rise

Only two minor things, whick I've changed:

  1. You need to put the "http://" in the url field of the Sources template.
  2. I have an idiosyncrasy of putting quotes in italics, eg "quote", and I like to see it in UnNews because it's aesthetically more appealing and it makes quotes stand out. So, it's not a rule, but it'w what I like, and I am an UnNews god, so, draw your own conclusions. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:00, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Re:Forum:Cleanup on India

Sure, I'll help out. I'd suggest you put the article in a page in your namespace or something first though if you haven't already. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:48, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah, it seems we're in the same time zone. But I won't be up that early. I could begin work on it tonight actually. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:04, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Test

Testing stuff out

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 05:28, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

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