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UnWeather Station

provided by UnNews
UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Sun3

Tomorrow

a -32% chance of

snow

Sun3

Tomorrow

a -32% chance of

snow

Sun3

Tomorrow

a -32% chance of

snow

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 27% chance of drought
The other day, we suggest running about in the buff.

Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts

Special Weather Report:

Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.


UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This forecast machine, instead of their astrologer, is used by the Bush administration to aid in weather forecasting for hurricanes.

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