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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Snow1

Never

a 5% chance of

tsunamis

Snow1

Never

a 5% chance of

tsunamis

Snow1

Never

a 5% chance of

tsunamis

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 50-50 chance of bikini contests
Trash day, we suggest blind-fold surfing.

Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts

Special Weather Report:

A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.


UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.

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