User:Hawthorn Peebles/UnWx

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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Bolt

Tonight

a -32% chance of

tornados

Bolt

Tonight

a -32% chance of

tornados

Bolt

Tonight

a -32% chance of

tornados

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 0% chance of showers
Monday, we suggest a little WMD hunting.

Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts

Special Weather Report:

Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.


UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.

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