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UnWeather Station

provided by UnNews
UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Bolt

Sunday

a 1% chance of

rain

Bolt

Sunday

a 1% chance of

rain

Bolt

Sunday

a 1% chance of

rain

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 27% chance of dullness
Today, we suggest outdoor roller derby.

Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts

Special Weather Report:

An acid-tripping meteorologist prepared today's Local UnWeather forecast.


UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This forecast machine, instead of their astrologer, is used by the Bush administration to aid in weather forecasting for hurricanes.

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