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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Two Day Outlook

Snow2

Sunday

a 1% chance of

bikini contests

Snow2

Sunday

a 1% chance of

bikini contests

Snow2

Sunday

a 1% chance of

bikini contests

Suggested Recreation

While there is a -32% chance of flooding
Sunday, we suggest catapult target practice.

Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts

Special Weather Report:

Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.


UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

The number of accurate forecasts to date equals the number of homeruns Barry Bonds has without the aid of steroids.

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