User:Hawthorn Peebles/UBX

This user has tested positive for Sexy UBX Positioning on the Myers-Briggs Test, yeah baby.	[[Asshat ah-P]] This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.	This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.	This user loves pi	This user is too pirate for your internet.
No user serviceable parts inside.	us-4 This user speaks American English at a near-native level.	tx-4 This user speaks Texan at a near-native level.
gbs-E This user only speaks Galactic Basic Standard because it was a required course in school.	rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.	il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
pe-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Plain English.	enl-4 This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.	re-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English.
17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.	au-L Thith uther thpeakth 'Straylyan with a really thexy lithp.	gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
fh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fuckhead.	ca-E This user only speaks Canajan, eh? because it was a required course in school.	enr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.
ns-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Newspeak whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.	ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).	css-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek CSS whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.	bs-X This user only speaks Bullsh!t enough to seduce native Bullsh!t speakers.	ru-X This user only speaks Русский enough to seduce native Русский speakers.
fur-G This user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
NO This user doesn't care.	du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.	This user is a Mad Scientist.