User:Hawthorn Peebles/Resume

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edit Current Position

  • Senior Foreign Correspondent for UnNews
  • Slogan: I'm where you're not!

edit Education

  • AS, Creative Writing
  • BS, Classics
  • MS, Journalism

edit Experience

  • Intern on the Late Show with David Letterman
  • Whitehouse Correspondant for Fox News
  • Press writer for Lincoln Park Zoo
  • Reporter-Newspapers:
    • San Francisco Gay Press
    • Los Angelos Times
    • Washington Post
    • Louiseville Free Press
    • Miami Herald
    • Watonga Daily Republican

edit Travel

  • Congo
  • Machu Pichu
  • Australia
  • Canada
  • Mars, Venus, and Pluto
  • Moscow
  • Beijing
  • Greenland
  • Easter Island
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