User:Hawthorn Peebles/Resume
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edit Current Position
- Senior Foreign Correspondent for UnNews
- Slogan: I'm where you're not!
edit Education
- AS, Creative Writing
- BS, Classics
- MS, Journalism
edit Experience
- Intern on the Late Show with David Letterman
- Whitehouse Correspondant for Fox News
- Press writer for Lincoln Park Zoo
- Reporter-Newspapers:
- San Francisco Gay Press
- Los Angelos Times
- Washington Post
- Louiseville Free Press
- Miami Herald
- Watonga Daily Republican
edit Travel
- Congo
- Machu Pichu
- Australia
- Canada
- Mars, Venus, and Pluto
- Moscow
- Beijing
- Greenland
- Easter Island
