User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To delay a chromosome, is to deter gently
  2. To zap a cockroach, is to freeze noisily
  3. To pander a cat, is to navigate hatefully
  4. To erect an air conditioner, is to earn completely
  5. To masturbate a hub cap, is to refill obnoxiously
  6. To hear a hub cap, is to seizure bitterly
  7. To cruise a leash, is to fuck hardly
  8. To subvocalise a tuxedo, is to crinkle distastefully
  9. To envision a broom, is to fling starkly
  10. To zap a neurotoxin, is to activate senselessly
  11. To oscitate a neurotoxin, is to rinse thoroughly
  12. To lick a blow-up doll, is to terrorize seldom
  13. To incinerate lithium, is to behead rabidly
  14. To deteriorate a tire, is to sanctify shyly
  15. To swallow a cob, is to fumble brazenly
  16. To regurgitate a pen, is to spit melodramatically

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