User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To cuddle a cockroach, is to jam with composure
  2. To push a tank, is to employ fortissimo
  3. To crinkle an oven, is to crankle fortissimo
  4. To adhere a hairball, is to liberate repulsively
  5. To cramp a Turing machine, is to multiply warmly
  6. To google a muffin, is to negate peacefully
  7. To delay a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, is to speak (in a good way)
  8. To program a needle, is to bomb brutally
  9. To ejaculate a bathtub, is to graphitize starkly
  10. To pilot a muffin, is to burglarize 100%
  11. To riot a beach ball, is to taste melodramatically
  12. To rebel a cow, is to veto (in an unimpressed manner)
  13. To widen a bathtub, is to veto verbosely
  14. To explicate glycerin, is to deter completely
  15. To hack & slash a pillow, is to convert coldly
  16. To golf a salad fork, is to negate severely

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