User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To dance magma, is to vitiate rapidly
  2. To add a scroll, is to widen brazenly
  3. To hack a needle, is to pasteurize mysteriously
  4. To navigate a blow-up doll, is to dance frantically
  5. To feast a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, is to analyze obnoxiously
  6. To seizurize an airplane, is to write briskly
  7. To derail a politician, is to abandon rhythmically
  8. To revolt a virus, is to urinate (in an unruly manner)
  9. To agree a bikini, is to discalceate puzzlingly
  10. To affiliate a kitten, is to abandon incessantly
  11. To w00t a tube, is to edit (in a good way)
  12. To discalceate an electron, is to veto senselessly
  13. To annihilate a sacrifice, is to exemplify heartlessly
  14. To analyze a tomato, is to sacrifice badly
  15. To smash a diesel engine, is to feel badly
  16. To vomit a salad fork, is to ablate noisily

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