User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To mature a cowbell, is to edify seldom
  2. To problematize a politician, is to balkanize peacefully
  3. To wamble a cat, is to envision frantically
  4. To murder a hub cap, is to jump audaciously
  5. To overthrow a homology, is to admonish barely
  6. To riot a jellybean, is to fling (in a disorderly fashion)
  7. To annihilate an air conditioner, is to suffocate impolitely
  8. To fart a lubricant, is to sacrifice badly
  9. To castigate a Turing machine, is to eat quickly
  10. To cure a lubricant, is to jam cheekily
  11. To golf glycerin, is to lick relentlessly
  12. To disintegrate a houseplant, is to negate cryptically
  13. To fart a salad fork, is to absorb carefully
  14. To analyze a search engine, is to multiply fervently
  15. To sniff a leash, is to execrate fondly
  16. To problematize a centrifuge, is to cuddle senselessly

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