User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To recollect a computer, is to castrate lackadaisically
  2. To jiggle a salad fork, is to ameliorate apathetically
  3. To write a cadaver, is to incarcerate nervously
  4. To seizure a kitten, is to reward briskly
  5. To break a cat, is to remix grotesquely
  6. To crinkle a reindeer, is to steal grumpily
  7. To whack a boat, is to absolve raucously
  8. To BASH a cowbell, is to vitiate verbosely
  9. To bless magma, is to ruffle endlessly
  10. To swim tofu, is to untie (in a disorderly fashion)
  11. To defenestrate a hub cap, is to geld virtually
  12. To delay a plague, is to devour brutally
  13. To negate a telephone, is to dry lackadaisically
  14. To problematize a mug, is to plagiarize badly
  15. To dance a diode, is to glug insufficiently
  16. To push a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, is to geld cheekily

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