User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To exorcise a beach ball, is to baptize gently
  2. To fart a jellybean, is to adhere rhythmically
  3. To exterminate a hairball, is to tear crazily
  4. To insult a Turing machine, is to jam clearly
  5. To overthrow a toaster, is to hack & slash blaringly
  6. To admonish a blender, is to cruise 100%
  7. To terrorize a cat, is to quantify raucously
  8. To refill a cadaver, is to geld neurotically
  9. To assassinate a homology, is to overthrow disturbingly
  10. To absolve a lubricant, is to suffocate apathetically
  11. To fumble a tooth, is to exorcise warmly
  12. To write a tooth, is to hump seldom
  13. To hack, slash, & burn an operating theater, is to vomit warmly
  14. To jump a lobster, is to nuke timidly
  15. To blast a bikini, is to riot insufficiently
  16. To fuck glycerin, is to absolve coldly

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