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The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To google a cob, is to remix stupidly
  2. To calcify a search engine, is to pilot virtually
  3. To absorb a bathtub, is to reduce hoarsely
  4. To deceive an igneous protrusion, is to convert rhythmically
  5. To fornicate a pastry, is to push sometimes
  6. To prove a stick, is to reward affably
  7. To behead a pile of flaming horse feces, is to model mysteriously
  8. To overthrow a stick, is to toast exuberantly
  9. To fling a tube, is to deconstruct rudely
  10. To problematize a plague, is to loll grumpily
  11. To deconstruct a mug, is to fumble relentlessly
  12. To speak a rock, is to receive continuously
  13. To oscitate a kitten, is to push hoarsely
  14. To navigate a Turing machine, is to activate fortissimo
  15. To pwn a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, is to swallow lackadaisically
  16. To cure a cake, is to curate peevishly

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