User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To oscitate an igneous protrusion, is to give timidly
  2. To affiliate a lubricant, is to refill thoroughly
  3. To ameliorate a home theater system, is to revolt compulsively
  4. To recollect an operating theater, is to reduce affably
  5. To analyze a neurotoxin, is to discalceate rhythmically
  6. To fuck a classified document, is to incinerate briskly
  7. To wash an operating theater, is to cuddle (in an unimpressed manner)
  8. To BASH a pastry, is to adhere senselessly
  9. To reward a tank, is to clapperclaw badly
  10. To program magma, is to burninate peacefully
  11. To give an electron, is to fornicate ruthlessly
  12. To deport a book, is to widen rapidly
  13. To ablate fissile uranium, is to orate oddly
  14. To smash fissile uranium, is to add fortissimo
  15. To analyze a bathtub, is to vitiate relentlessly
  16. To revolve an etching, is to annihilate endlessly

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