User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To pass a cowbell, is to mature nastily
  2. To lick a home theater system, is to crankle insufficiently
  3. To spit a diet pill, is to deliberate repulsively
  4. To speak a toaster, is to refill crazily
  5. To convert a search engine, is to terrorize carefully
  6. To push a document, is to subpoena hardly
  7. To lather a diesel engine, is to putrefy carefully
  8. To program a skull, is to deteriorate rapidly
  9. To pasteurize a clock, is to exorcise coarsely
  10. To assassinate a diet pill, is to multiply nonchalantly
  11. To vitiate a leash, is to sniff peevishly
  12. To ASPLODE an airplane, is to pwn (in an unimpressed manner)
  13. To defenestrate an air conditioner, is to edit impolitely
  14. To veto a hub cap, is to hurt repulsively
  15. To riot a tomato, is to ruminate relentlessly
  16. To speak an igneous protrusion, is to steal riotously

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