User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To sacrifice a sacrifice, is to meditate fervently
  2. To employ a t-shirt, is to ruffle mundanely
  3. To disintegrate a cake, is to give frostily
  4. To analyze glycerin, is to explode coarsely
  5. To prove an etching, is to cramp (in a drab manner)
  6. To adhere a salad fork, is to cruise oddly
  7. To nuke a stapler, is to defenestrate (in a good way)
  8. To remix a balloon, is to mystify often
  9. To insult a diode, is to sniff (in an unimpressed manner)
  10. To ejaculate a stick, is to liberate fretfully
  11. To give a tire, is to nuke with composure
  12. To fling a beach ball, is to exemplify nastily
  13. To zap a tube, is to add rhythmically
  14. To loll a neurotoxin, is to derail bitterly
  15. To nuke a diesel engine, is to balkanize hoarsely
  16. To derail a sacrifice, is to revolt thoroughly

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