User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To duel an igneous protrusion, is to spit mundanely
  2. To pasteurize a nuclear reactor, is to erect easily
  3. To abandon a leash, is to hack & slash rudely
  4. To plagiarize a petroglyph, is to convert nonchalantly
  5. To break a bathtub, is to mature occasionally
  6. To hurt glycerin, is to burglarize shyly
  7. To litigate cartilage, is to admonish apathetically
  8. To spit a home theater system, is to burninate repulsively
  9. To obliterate a pillow, is to murder brutally
  10. To riot a lubricant, is to fumble severely
  11. To blast a banana, is to explode clearly
  12. To throw an oven, is to admonish uncaringly
  13. To annihilate a tank, is to w00t hoarsely
  14. To steal a cat, is to discalceate rabidly
  15. To advocate a leash, is to crinkle nervously
  16. To multiply a bikini, is to ruminate starkly

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