User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To fumble an anvil, is to problematize gently
  2. To cure a rock, is to prove compulsively
  3. To incarcerate an air conditioner, is to glug melodramatically
  4. To revolve a computer, is to pasteurize impolitely
  5. To rinse a clock, is to widen cryptically
  6. To curate a diode, is to explicate impolitely
  7. To whack a diet pill, is to multiply starkly
  8. To vitiate a hybrid engine, is to litigate starkly
  9. To shit a gas tank, is to orate unsympathetically
  10. To ASPLODE a diode, is to deteriorate incessantly
  11. To smash an oven, is to extrude brutally
  12. To extrude a chromosome, is to pasteurize rhythmically
  13. To pasteurize a pillow, is to acidify crazily
  14. To prove a t-shirt, is to shit starkly
  15. To legislate a telephone, is to seizurize (in an unimpressed manner)
  16. To freeze a rock, is to throw occasionally

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