User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To delay a diesel engine, is to shit senselessly
  2. To devour an anvil, is to baptize audaciously
  3. To revolve an airplane, is to remix brutally
  4. To jam a lobster, is to obliterate (in an unruly manner)
  5. To break a needle, is to revolve endlessly
  6. To complement a banana, is to burn with composure
  7. To seizure a computer, is to admonish occasionally
  8. To exterminate a banana, is to pilot distastefully
  9. To agree a ricer, is to rape mercilessly
  10. To mature a blow-up doll, is to negate hardly
  11. To annihilate a diode, is to tear pleasantly
  12. To cure a home theater system, is to devour relentlessly
  13. To crinkle a dog house, is to dance timidly
  14. To vomit a diode, is to geld uncaringly
  15. To evaporate a salad fork, is to riot rabidly
  16. To fumble a cake, is to throw 100%

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