User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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edit The 43 Lost Proverbs

  1. To pasteurize an igneous protrusion, is to oscitate unsympathetically
  2. To loll a balloon, is to deport (in a good way)
  3. To fart a diet pill, is to excruciate virtually
  4. To activate a lawn mower, is to devour (in a good way)
  5. To hack & slash an etching, is to mollify 100%
  6. To liberate a rifle, is to calcify mysteriously
  7. To rinse a lawn mower, is to advocate raucously
  8. To ruffle a kitten, is to dry incessantly
  9. To advocate a scroll, is to cramp eloquently
  10. To defenestrate a blender, is to reward (in an unruly manner)
  11. To litigate an oven, is to jam sometimes
  12. To ablate a chromosome, is to annihilate impolitely
  13. To agree a pile of flaming horse feces, is to push exuberantly
  14. To burglarize a clock, is to model unsympathetically
  15. To spit glycerin, is to pander suitably
  16. To seizurize a mug, is to feast suitably

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