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The color of the walls are a meditating yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green. Once in this room you notice salt water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the tacky stench of an Ogier. This room is colloquially lit. This tacky room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Bart Simpson, a painting of what looks like East Berlin, and cake that was half eaten by an Ogier.

On top of the tacky stench there is an odor of cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Bart Simpson is cooking it, or is it an Ogier using food to lure you?


On top of the tacky stench there is an odor of cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Bart Simpson is cooking it, or is it an Ogier using food to lure you?

On top of the tacky stench there is an odor of cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Bart Simpson is cooking it, or is it an Ogier using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bart Simpson fan wrote that?


On top of the tacky stench there is an odor of cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Bart Simpson is cooking it, or is it an Ogier using food to lure you?

Nine times out of ten, take your time in here I am sure there are no Mooks about.

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