User:Hawthorn Peebles/HS

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The color of the walls are a litigating puce. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the bright stench of a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel. This room is fortissimo lit. This bright room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Oliver Twist, a painting of what looks like That Little Place with all the French-Speakers, and carrot that was half eaten by a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel.

On top of the bright stench there is an odor of carrot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Oliver Twist is cooking it, or is it a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel using food to lure you?


On top of the bright stench there is an odor of carrot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Oliver Twist is cooking it, or is it a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel using food to lure you?

On top of the bright stench there is an odor of carrot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Oliver Twist is cooking it, or is it a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Oliver Twist fan wrote that?


On top of the bright stench there is an odor of carrot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Oliver Twist is cooking it, or is it a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel using food to lure you?

For the most part, take your time in here I am sure there are no Khajiits about.

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