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The color of the walls are a writing off-off-white. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the wet stench of The Evil Brick Monster. This room is briskly lit. There is red wine all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping red wine.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Albert Camus fan wrote that?