User:HawleySmoot

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HawleySmoot. 1833 woodcut by Benjamin Disraeli.

HawleySmoot is an Uncyclopedian of inestimable renown, a true Renaissance user, purveyor of wisdom both infinite and profound, less man than god. He joined Uncyclopedia on February 5, 2007.

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HawleySmoot began his life as a poor shoemaker's son in Minsk. He was a weak, sickly boy who had trouble making friends. This made him an ideal candidate for Uncyclopedia brainwashing, and the following years are lost in a haze of hypnotic suggestion and dangerous experimental serums.

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:( This user perpetually wears a dour facial expression to prevent conversation.
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