HawleySmoot is an Uncyclopedian of inestimable renown, a true Renaissance user, purveyor of wisdom both infinite and profound, less man than god. He joined Uncyclopedia on February 5, 2007.
HawleySmoot began his life as a poor shoemaker's son in Minsk. He was a weak, sickly boy who had trouble making friends. This made him an ideal candidate for Uncyclopedia brainwashing, and the following years are lost in a haze of hypnotic suggestion and dangerous experimental serums.
