User:Harpman

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I am Harpman, this is Harpman's page, and Harpman happens to be me, so that makes this my page, which is mine, which means you SHALL NOT edit it under any circumstances. Or I will personally disembowel you with a stuffed ET doll...

{{ My accomplishments: Creator of The Sticky Wicket Theory

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