User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy

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2006woty  Writer of the Year 2006    


WRITER OF THE EAR!!
Yes indeed, Mr. Fundlebuggy is finally recognised for the hours of time he has spent scribbling on his own and indeed other people's, ears, with a red pen. Some say this is immoral or even illegal. But I SAY NO. It's fun.

and don't forget Mr. THOMAS HARDY - Writer of the year, 1807.

Actually, do forget THOMAS HARDY, because .... it's THE BEATLES!!!!

Unbooks mousepad UnBooks Author of the Month January 2007

edit Accept no substitutes, here's the real Fundlebuggy -> [[1]]

Actually, forget about him, because .... it's THE BEATLES!!!!

Writer of the month Writer of the Month August 2006

CORRECTION: The above should read: Writer of the month ... "August 2006" . Mr. Fundlebuggy wrote those words on the back of a beer mat in crayon, as part of his rehabilitation back into normality program. All of his doctors are very pleased that he finally got the month right this time. It's a good sign. We feel confident that he will soon hand back all the soft toys and the honey.

REMEMBER...

PROTECT AND SURVIVE

IT'S HERE!

At last, after years of painstaking, it has arrived - the big one - the one that simply everyone has been talking about for decades - and it's ... totally ... FREE!!!

ARE YOU A RAVING...?

Are you a raving Humosexual? Find out today!!
Are you a raving Freudian slip? Find out today!!

A DISCREET REMINDER...

PROTECT AND SURVIVE

ANOTHER DISCREET REMINDER...

Forget nuclear war, cos its THE BEATLES!!!

ARE YOU A RAVING?


Are you a raving 001? Find out today!!
Are you a raving Parkhurst Pete? Find out today!!
Are you a raving Vangelis? Find out today!!
Are you a raving? Because .... it's THE BEATLES!!!!


CONTROVERSIAL CORNER

Welcome to controversial corner, you snivelling little toe rag.

Controversially, this week's controversial corner, has very little in it. Just this little nugget. Nothing to see here. Move on now.

Now, this might cause some arguments, but controversial corner now has two whole things in it. Another little nugget

THE NAME'S FUNDLEBUGGY, JAMES HARDWICK FUNDLEBUGGY

This user is called "Hardwick Fundlebuggy".

He is not to be confused with "Wickard Bundlefuggy", the notorious vole killer of eastern Moscow.

Mr. Fundlebuggy has never met Mr. Bundlefuggy.

Mr. Fundlebuggy would like to publicly state that...

YOU DIDN'T FORGET NOW, DID YOU?...

PROTECT AND SURVIVE

... he dissociates himself from the nefarious activities of Mr. Bundlefuggy.

Mr. Fundlebuggy loves voles, just not in the biblical sense.

But, forget voles! because .... it's THE BEATLES!!!!

UPDATE!!!!

Mr. Fundlebuggy has recently been confused a lot with the notorious Irish criminal and vole molester, 'Hard' Mick FondleBoggy.

Mr. Fundlebuggy has never met Mr. Bundlefuggy or Mr. FondleBoggy.

Mr. Fundlebuggy would like to publicly state that he dissociates himself from the nefarious activities of Mr. Bundlefuggy and Mr. FondleBoggy.

Mr. Fundlebuggy would like to repeat that he loves voles. He is not one of this 'pelt feltching' vole circle that everyone is going on about.

ANOTHER UPDATE!!!!

Mr. Fundlebuggy has recently been confused a lot. And that's... because .... it's THE BEATLES!!!!


Noobaward Noob of the Moment May 2006
ALSO THE WINNER OF: EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, PARKHURST PRISON, MAY 2006!

  • Well done my son Badger the Bastard, May 2006.
  • Loverly Scrotum Sammy - No one can throw a hedgehog like Fundlebuggy. Nice one son. May 2006.
  • YOU BASTARD! Nobby the Vole. You and me, outside. No biting. Let's finish it, pal.

DON'T LET THIS SLIP YOUR MIND NOW...

PROTECT AND SURVIVE


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edit ADVICE:

A joke, in the wrong hands, can cause permanent brain damage --(Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy) (Bleat) 17:31, 6 May 2006 (UTC)


But forget brain damage, because .... it's THE BEATLES!!!!

HEY!!!...

PROTECT AND SURVIVE



Hey folks, why not come and join me in my sandpit? It's more fun than my armpit. And now that all the charges have been dropped against me, it's safer than ever.




GUN
Grand Cross of the Order
This user carries a GUN. So should you. It's a dangerous world out there, and full of spiders.



CUN
Commander of the Order
This user is a right CUN.T - shirts are available in the foyer.

ANNOUNCEMENT

Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy, humorologist, meteorologist and member of the royal society for the protection of wild birds is currently available for pantomime,...

THE MISSILES COULD COME AT ANY MOMENT!...

PROTECT AND SURVIVE

... parties, jumble sales and novelty telegrams: telephone Swindon, 222 2

But never mind that, because .... it's THE BEATLES!!!!

THIS USER GOT A D+ FOR PUTTING ALL WORDS AND STUFF TOGETHER AND MAKING BIG LONG THINGS CALLED SENTENCES, FULL STOP.


This user is a WRITER and he openly admits it in public, at bank queues, supermarkets, car washes, space hopper conventions and basically anywhere that someone will listen to him.

Here's stuff what I wrote and things.

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I didn't start this, but I did step all over it like a drunken rhino

  • On a stick (The choc ice bit, the enemies nit and the walrus bit) - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Uncyclopedia_is_the_worst (F) The 'Trained Scientist' bit - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Handgun - made it non-lethal - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Rogue Punchlines Scrub down - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Blame somebody else Scrub down - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • HowTo:Get Banned Added intro to make into fuller piece - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Universal Remote Control Everything 3000 - Fairly substantial additions - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Rap - Intro and Gustav Mahler stuff - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Memento - Added a man with a gun - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Martin Van Buren - Made some tweaks which turned its fortune. - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Jackson Pollock - Dribbled all over it. - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Argos - 30% of. - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Gaydar - Spruced it up. - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • UnBooks:Dracula - Extensive additions - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!
  • Edvard Munch- Complete rewrite - QUASI FEATURED! IT'S QUASI-FEATURED! HALF HA!
  • Gonzo Journalism - Fairly substantial re-write of one of my favorite articles on the site
  • Ambiguity (Getting to the point + A simple explanation of...)
  • Psychic This was a former VFD page that I rewrote and saved, like a capricious god. It's also been very nicely polished by Famine.
  • Uri Geller Complete rewrite
  • Mount Everest Complete rewrite

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OH YEAH, NEARLY FORGOT...

PROTECT AND SURVIVE because .... it's THE BEATLES!!!!


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