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My 1777th edit is here! Or was... now I'm sad.

<option>I tend to use Uncyclopedia as my first point of call whenever I need information on any subject these days. It means I'm almost always wrong, but leads to some really fun conversations. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:17, March 2, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>there was a feature in the review section of my preferred newspaper a week ago which had numerous sets of rules (between 1 and 10) from different writers regarding writing. neil gaiman writ as his rule no. 2: "put one word after another. find the right word, put it down." genius. --nldr 00:29, February 27, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>M'kay. That's what I love about this Wiki; everyone can respectfully contribute without fear of harassment! (I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU BASTARD!!!)Pelargonium MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:15, 5 March 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>A library is a place where people who don't have computers at home go to use the Internet. Also it was these wall decorations called "brooks," or something like that. Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  01:41, March 6, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>^(OoO)^ —Pelargonium MUN Talkpage My Contributions 07:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll take that as a compliment - either that or you've just discovered the joy of surprise sex.
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07:53, 7/03/2010</option>

<option>I'm super nice too asshole!, fuck....  Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  16 Mar 2010 ~ 02:21 (UTC)</option>

<option>I apologise for this interjection into a topic where I have not been invited, however I do have to say, with all due respect and admiration for your ability to determine the relative level of politeness and civility of individuals, that I am completely and without any reservation a totally evil individual. I have a complete absence of any moral compass and in most circles this would class me as being on par with the prince of darkness himself. Again, I apologise for this impolite interjection, however I felt that this was a point of significant note that should be brought to your attention, but - and again I bow in deference to your superior skills in determining the moral levels of our peers - I did feel that this was of significant merit to bring to your attention. I am dreadfully sorry if I have upset you in any way, and rest assured that I intend to make full restitution for any damage that may have arisen. I haven't changed for DAYS! Tuesday, 02:48, Mar 16 2010 UTC</option>

<option>All your comments have been noted, and will be added to your files. Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  15:46, March 17, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here. Neon Green Hammer And SickleSir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle 16:20, March 31, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>I must say that I'm disappointed that "Christmas tree wires" turned out to be "the cord for Christmas tree lights" as I've begun the process of suspending my Christmas tree from the ceiling with pulleys and bailing wire because I thought it was a cool idea. But I like you so I suggest the following edit: "And if you're an incurable nitpicker, don't go ahead and accidentally hang yourself with your Christmas tree lights while smugly trying to show your stupider incompetent relatives how you 'think' the tree should be decorated properly done!" Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  22:27, December 20, 2009 (UTC)</option>

<option>I sense the spork is wrong in this mom. -- Well Oranssiviiva um. 04:23, April 13, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny and corny. It tries so hard to be funny that when it fails it's actually a bit depressing. If pregnant women read this their babies would catch clinical depression. That's the level of unfunny I'm talking about. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:20, May 4, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>I didn't have any issues. Have you tried being me? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>== You have an exceedingly long talk page... == ... and this is causing some consternation amongst the community. You see, longer talk pages take longer to load, and people who are trying to read through your talk page or add to it are then put in a position where they have to sift through a significant amount of miscellaneous messages that are totally unrelated to the reason for which they have come to your talk page. This is causing a minor amount of inconvenience for individuals which then turns into irritation and then irrational anger. This then disturbs the delicate balance of the community, which in turn leads to dramatic posts and angry flourishes, which is eating away at the heart of this community. In turn the lack of parody being freely available to the remainder of the world means that they will be forced to rely upon more biased medium, which have particular agendas which include the expansion of territory and the conversion of the world to their ideologies. This will then lead to escalating world tension, which of course will mean that preparations will be made to defend particular ideologies or territory. Due to human fallibility this will of course lead to weapons being used to attack large sections of the populace as a pre-emptive strike, which will then create a desire for revenge, which will be enacted dramatically. Due to the labyrinthine politics of the world this will then lead to ancient allies and enmities being brought to light, and this will extend across the globe and eventually put us in a position where there is likely to be a massive reduction in the inhabitable areas of the world due to the side effects of weaponry being used. This will then destroy the fragile eco-system that sustains life on the Earth and as a result all food sources will be destroyed and life on Earth will no longer exist.

Don't change a thing. Pwn of the rings or something Tuesday, 01:49, Jun 1 2010 UTC</option>

<option>For the record, my IRC antics earlier were not sincere. I had to go run some errands. I love you. But not as a man loves a woman. I love you as a man loves a deep man friend. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 07:09 Jul 8 2010</option>

<option>What's BHOP? ZheIwha meIlieIblabIlIsignI I hate me new sig 07:58 August 4

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Bee-Hop again! Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 10:00, 4 August 2009 (UTC)</option>

<option>... Leaving aside the issue of people acting inappropriately towards her, I continue to believe that (drama individual de jour) doesn't deserve an apology to any greater extent than she deserves a flaming bag of poop on her doorstep. You know, like, it would be wrong of me to put a flaming bag of poop on her doorstep, but if Jesus came back to life and pooped in a bag and lit it on fire and put it on her doorstep, I would totally convert to Christianity. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:38, August 6, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>Thanks. Now, in the event of a nuclear apocalypse, you owe me any body parts I may require...(sorry, the small print is pretty small). —The Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:33 8 August 2010]

All I wanted was to look cool in front of my friends! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!--HM (T) 00:11, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
Indeed the things that wanting to look cool can lead to. —The Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:12 9 August 2010]</option>

<option>Forums: Index > BHOP > Invaded by hordes of scummy, race-mixing traitors and Red-led Marxist mongrels demanding human rights for subhumans.

Yes, once again, we see amassed the underground army of social malcontents, racial throwbacks, and genetically-botched black boneheads, this army of ghetto guerrillas and street-razor savages that has turned our cities into jungles and our schools into battlefields. Now this army of the ignorant, the shiftless, the criminal and the irresponsible, after receiving billions upon billions of dollars in Federal aid, for everything from free food to free abortions, they now come to Washington, D.C. to demand a national holiday for this doubly-degenerate, Jew-led, Red jungle bunny responsible for their freedom to lope their way through life at the white man's expense. Martin Luther King, a disgraceful Red Communist Jew, a member of no less than sixty-two Communist Party front groups, a black man who lusted after white women, who embraced the teachings of a half-pint Hindu, and a Christ-hating Jew. This criminal Communist coon, they want a national holiday for him? Ridiculous. --Lars Roman Bird Lars 01:05, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Cool story, Glenn Beck. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:10, August 13, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>I have coffee. That's what adults do. Then we get hypertension. That's the awesome form of tension. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:55, September 29, 2010 (UTC)</option>

<option>==Hey Lithe== I'm making this required reading for my noobs now. Don't get a big head or nothin' or I'll pepper your talk page with bad grammar.
That is all.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes_pi.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 02:02 (UTC)

*falls over, laughing* Oh, gods... your poor noobs. This could get... interesting, if you're actually serious. O_o ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 02:26 (UTC)</option>

<option>What do you want a link for? They're just being nice; it wasn't actually that helpful. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 04:51 (UTC)

And I'm just supposed to BELIEVE you? (I'm really just irritated that people don't link stuff. There ought to be a law.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 04:57 (UTC)
Of course you are! What, are you questioning my virtue?! How dare you! (But that would take effort...) ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 05:00 (UTC)
Ooooh! I'm good at dares! Especially ones that involve virtue! Ever play Truth or Dare Naked TwisterTM?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 05:07 (UTC)
Really haven't. Don't think I care to, either. I take it you have? Though what does that have to do with virtue, anyway? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 05:12 (UTC)
Everyone always says that. Verbatim.
However, I've never played myself: largely due to the fear of losing my virtue when somebody slips on a left-hand-green/right-leg-red combination. I've seen it happen in competition. *yikes!*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 05:17 (UTC)
Everyone? Verbatim? Intriguing...
Well, anyhow, you've given me an idea. How do you feel about hosting some of this as trials and plotting the statistical probabilities of various virtuless incidences? We don't even need to think of them ahead of time... and anyway, I'm sure we could find some more than willing participants around here somewhere. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 05:47 (UTC)
Hosting a ToDNT party in the name of scientific research huh? Tracking incidents and video taping it all in the name of statistical analysis... I'm in-- and I'm sure there are many other willing participants; offer them booze and the number will double.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 06:12 (UTC)</option>

<option>==This talk page==

Does not feature me enough. Fortunately, merely by making that observation, I am also correcting that oversight. So all is now right with the world. Carry on! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:42, Aug 4

Great. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100804 - 17:30 (UTC)</option>

<option>== Penis ==

I would like to emphacize my obsession with the male genitalia by repeatedly copy-pasting the word 50 times on your talkpage, alternating between caps and lowercase to show some diversity in my work. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:20, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Well said. *shifty eyes* ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100822 - 16:07 (UTC)</option>

<option>== I'm the color of my penis. ==

Just sayin'. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 18:23,24October,2010

Really? You're fingerprint colored? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:55, October 24, 2010 (UTC)</option>












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