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THIS ADMINISTRATOR IS AN ASSHOLE...
 
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 11:09, February 18, 2012


gwax
KUN
Knight Commander of the Order
Deletion Award This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.
5000+ This user has over 5000 edits.
2000+ This admin has over 2000 deletes.
3M+ This user has contributed 3M+ pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
XboxLogo This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag gwax
Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
Gwax wikiwax

Sir gwax has been an Uncyclopedian since 2005-09-29 and an admin since 2005-12-25. In the real world, gwax lives up the playboy lifestyle in San Francisco, CA, USA. A materials scientist by education, gwax has extensive knowledge of solid-state chemistry, with a specialization in molecular modeling techniques. He is currently putting his skills to use improving health care.

Although gwax has been the primary author of multiple articles, he has devoted himself to the principle of quality not quantity and spends most of his Uncyclopedic energies trying to clean things up. Sir gwax is largely responsible for making the deletion process what it is today and still gets a great deal of pleasure out of deleting poor quality articles by hand.

Sir gwax takes the quality of Uncyclopedia very seriously in an attempt to counter the floods of users that would prefer to just be stupid. The dry style of humor that gwax prefers combines well with his desire to improve the overall quality of Uncyclopedia and has humorously landed him the label "fun hater", a label which he wears proudly.

Sir gwax makes a point of trying to be friendly, especially to new users but he has relatively little tolerance for people who are being jerks. If you are civil and reasonable, you will find gwax to be just the same and plenty helpful but, if not, you will find yourself banned in short order. Feel free to ask gwax anything but do be nice about it.

edit Contact Information

  • User talk:Gwax : My talk page is the best way to get in contact with me.
  • Uncyclopedia:Chat : I am occasionally available in Uncyclopedia's IRC chatroom during business hours (PST7PDT).
  • Special:Emailuser/Gwax : E-mail may be used as a last resort if nothing else works.

edit Notes

gwax is forgetful, so he maintains a bunch of notes to himself. Most notably, gwax maintains a to do list.

edit To Do List

edit Play

edit Figure Out

  • Where my mother fucking cheese go at?
  • Why Template:Q and possibly all <code> sections have a very slight grey background.

edit Investigate

edit Awards



Caternest You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.


Newcookie Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your pioneer contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

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For hating fun. KATIE!! 20:09, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)


For requiring a template to stay your deletions. KATIE!! 06:20, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2006

"I do not believe in kidding; there is no room for comedy in such a serious matter." -gwax

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THIS USER HAS WON A
~~ JESSE AWARD ~~




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