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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
NO This user doesn't care.




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gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.
ns-N This user is a native speaker of Newspeak.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.
fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
vl-X This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers.
au-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 'Straylyan whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
enr-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Engrish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ca-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canajan, eh? whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
sl-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek sign language whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
uk-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Correct English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
bs-4 This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.
cpp-4 This user speaks C++ at a near-native level.
il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
MW-4 This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.
pe-4 This user speaks Plain English at a near-native level.
re-4 This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
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hr-0 This user does not understand Hrvatski and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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ja-0 This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ko-0 This user does not understand Korean and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
la-0 This user does not understand Latin and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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nq-0 This user does not understand Nelly queen and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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sv-0 This user does not understand Swedish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
zh-0 This user does not understand Chinese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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gbs-G This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and furthermore believes Galactic Basic Standard to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Galactic Basic Standard.
java-G This user does not speak Java and furthermore believes Java to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Java.
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.




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