At the moment, this is just a dumping ground for draft stuff, random meaningless boasting and ideas-that-aren't-so-funny.
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No Place Like Holmes!
Status Quo - FEATURED
edit Stuff what I have largely rewritten
Playing God/Playing God (game)
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Sherlock Holmes - since rewritten by MacMania, my version here.
University of St. Andrews
edit Stuff what I have vaguely fiddled with
edit Stuff what I am working on
edit Stuff what I am (still) working on, after bloody ages
edit Stuff what I don't want to discuss, thank you very much
Windows error messages that don't exist but should
edit Piss what I have had
Portishead -- from Rogpyvbc
Playing God -- from VyvyanWilde
Status Quo -- from Raxvulpine
Heat Magazine -- from Nachlader
edit Stuff what I have peed on
YourKidDies.net - and I really regret it.