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“Yes, I think I've heard of Gumbal1. Was he the man who washed that sweet and sour chicken?”
~ You on Gumbal1


“SHUT UP!”
~ Everyone on gumbal1

“He did almost beat me at kitten huffing”
~ Oscar Wilde on The 4094 to 4093 game of kitten huffing

“The robots have taken me. Please send help.”
~ Vinnyweapons on Everything

I really hate this article.

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Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.


Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Don't vote or die!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter



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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!


MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.


Skullnbones

This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

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Sign1 This user is a mutant.


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Starofdavid This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.



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Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.


You are not Thinkerer This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.


Hwinkler

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, and wishes he will gats firedfrom his job.


Angrybbcreporter YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW!
This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.
50px-8-cell.gif This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.


Mwa ha ha ha ha!
This article wants to drink your blood!
Exploding-head This article contains way too much information.
Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode.
You can help Uncyclopedia by adding stuff
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Sniper1 This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Sign1 This user is a mutant.


Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This page has met the criteria of The Oogle Company.

Be careful, though. Oogle is evil...


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This user has been blocked
2 times.


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You can help by adding more cowbell.


Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable sweet and sour chicken. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and litigates at the sweet and sour chicken.


FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!


This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Adult neon This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.


TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Brain This user's IQ is decreasing every time you speak.

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No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Bomb Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.


NO This user doesn't care.


Gandalf-sign Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a vulgar sweet and sour chicken.

Kittenhuffing

This user huffs kittens and Catgirls.
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Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


You forgot Poland.

Warning. This Article contains the spoiler that Snape killed Dumbledore.
So don't read it.

edit I like food

Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!


Food I like:

edit My goals

edit My army

Domo-kun2

Who's the man NOW dog!?!?

Domo-kun2

We won!!!

Domo-kun2

You can stop now.

Domo-kun2

STOP!!!!

Domo-kun2

STOP NOW!!!!

Domo-kun2

Oops.


edit Weegee's revenge

Weegee

WHO IS THE IDIOT RESPONSIBLE?!?!?!

edit Gallery

edit Acheivments

Newcookie Chuck Norris has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

edit And now for something, completely redundant.

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The final fuck-up


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Niels Bohr optimizes sweet and sour chicken!



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