User:Gumbal1
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Bat fuck insane?
  Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Little Orphan Ani is really Darth Vader, Leonard has already found and killed his wife's killer, Exdeath kills Galuf, Jesus comes back to life after three days, Creedy kills Sutler and is in turn killed by the mortally wounded V, Sasuke eventually kills Orochimaru, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
“Gumbal1! He's hot!'”
~ Rob Liefeld on Gumbal1
“SHUT UP!”
~ Everyone on gumbal1
“He did almost beat me at kitten huffing”
~ Oscar Wilde on The 4094 to 4093 game of kitten huffing
“The robots have taken me. Please send help.”
~ Vinnyweapons on Everything
I really hate this article.
 | This user is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you run like hell or cast Frotz before it eats you too. |
| Do not remove this template. |
| You dare bring light to my lair? You must die! |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
|
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter. | 
|
| This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users. |
| So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine) |
Chuck Norris likes this article.
He likes it more than he does with most others, therefore, You must also like this page too or Chuck WILL kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will Fuck you up
| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
|
| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas. |
|
| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See? |
|
| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
|
| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
|
| Whoa! You made it! Good job!! |
| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| MS-P | This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities. |
| This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish. |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
| This user should not be trusted. |
|
This user is one Jolly Rodger. |
| This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
| This user is a mutant. |
| Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? |
| This user is  , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
|
| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
| This user is NOT Thinkerer As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer. |
|
This user thinks that |
| YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW! This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming. |
 | This article is likely to give you a seizure, or at the very least make your eyes
BLEED! (NO,REALLY!)
BLEED! (NO,REALLY!) | |
| This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms. |
| Mwa ha ha ha ha! This article wants to drink your blood! |
| This article contains way too much information. |
| Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode. You can help Uncyclopedia by adding stuff. |
| This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.
Stupid camper. |
| This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
|
| This user is a mutant. |
| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. |
| WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!! |
| This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. |
| 2 times. |
| This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
| my mood ring |
|
| sensual clarity purpose is known |
|
| This article needs more cowbell. You can help by adding more cowbell. |
| This user is a complete, irredeemable mongoose. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and swallows at the mongoose. |
| THIS IS SPARTA! |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
|
| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
 This User is too Damn Sexy!If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload. |
| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
|
| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
| This user's IQ is decreasing every time you speak. |
| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
| Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
| Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a abnormal mongoose. |
|
| This user huffs kittens and Catgirls. |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
You forgot Poland.
| Warning. This Article contains the spoiler that Snape killed Dumbledore. So don't read it. |
Contents |
[edit] I like food
| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!! |
Food I like:
[edit] My goals
- Find the Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
- Kill You, <insert name here>
- Set us up the bomb
- Find Yak city
[edit] My army
[edit] Weegee's revenge
[edit] Gallery
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
[edit] Acheivments
| Chuck Norris has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
- Huffed a Catgirl
- Survived being eaten by a Grue (Though it was still painful)
- Almost beat Oscar Wilde at his own game
- Touched M.C. Hammer
[edit] And now for something, completely redundant.
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
|
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
[edit] Random shit
DAMN
Jack Meehov crystallizes mongoose!
Ancient Gods of the Greek mythology (also known as the Christ family) (alternate huge version)
v d e Chaos ┌───┴───┐ Chaos═╤═Chaos ┌───┴───┬───────────┐ Amor═╤═Gaea Tyber Zann │ │ ┌───Oranos═╤═Kronos╤═Corruption │ │ │ │ ┌────┴────┐ └─┐ │ Arceus══╤══Palkia═╪═Dialga══╤══Edward Cullen │ Chaos══╪══Mewtwo─┘ Giratina Aphrodite/Venus══╪══Oscar Wilde (see here) │ ┌─────────────┼────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ │ Universe Clam │ Aphrodite════╪════Hermes │ │ │ ┌──Hermaphrodite ┌──────┬────────────┬─────┴───┬──────────────┬──────────────┤ ├───────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Sonic Zeus════╤════Hera══╤══This Guy═╤═J. Neutron═╤═Fairy Godmother═╤═Wyatt══╤══Poseidon │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ┌────────┬────────┴───┐ │ └────┼────┼──┤ Carl Sagan╧══╤═══Anonymous │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Pacman══╤══Mr. Love══╤══Hermes ├───Antithe Tinkerbell╧═God═════╤════Virgin Mary═══╤═══Chronos │ │ │ ├───Athe │ │ Mothra═╤═Oscar Wilde Peter Pan─────┼───Pan───────────Boxy Original Jesus═══╤═══Mary Magdalene ┌───┴────┬──────┬─────┐ └──Peter Griffin │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ PS Man │ Gene Ray │ ...and we all know what happened next │ │ Cecil │ │ ║ Godzilla═╤═Google │ Goa Tse═══════╤═══Your mom ║ │ │ │ ╟─────┬──────┐ Mozilla Firefox═╤═Mew ┌────┴─────┐ ║ Latios Latias══╤══Ash │ │ │ ║ ┌───┼───┐ Mewtwo │ Transvesta Corruption══╤══Mewtwo OMG WTF BBQ ║ ┌───────┤ │ │ ║ ╚╤Harry Potter═╪═════╤Splenda═╤═Wilford Brimley ║ │ │ │ │ ║ Me══╤══...And you... │ │ ║ │ ┌────┘ ┌────┴─────┐ ║ King Ghidorah │ Diabeetis Meow Mix════════════════════════════╤╝ ║ │ ┌────┴─────┐ Food ║ Frankenstein Captain Falcon Sam Fisher ║ │ ╟─┐ ╚╤Frankenstein's Monster│ │ │Gollum Mega Man
Categories: Oscar Wildeizms | Utility templates | Right Handed Users | Uncyclopedians seeking to adopt in Adopt-A-Noob | Uncyclopedians involved with Adopt-A-Noob | Users who NEED caffeine | Users who speak their minds | Users who wish they were Admins | Profane Users | Pirate users | Mutant Wikipedians | Jewish Users | Insane users | Users who are not Thinkerer | Users who think Mr. Winkler is gay | Likely to give you a seizure | Bloodsucking Articles | Too Much Information | Users who know where their Towel is | Chuck Norris | Conspirators | Approved by Oogle | Approved by the Dancing Milk | Bat Fuck Insane Users | SPARTAN USERS | Male users | Grue Users | Too damn sexy | Users with Shuvels | Holiest of the Holys | International Apathy Society | User page templates | Mozilla Firefox Users | Random templates | Mad Libs templates | Greek gods | Stub | People who are God | Things that are definitely out to get you | Things that God hates according to Fred Phelps | People Who Need an Asskicking | Sexy People | Supervillains
