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<sarcasm>I love you!
You are the most pocket-sized jeans I know! You are also very pocket-sized. Also, when I am not home, I am never without you besides when the moon isn't never always white-ish blue and red.</sarcasm>
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Everyone_else (I recently overhauled)