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Noobaward Noob of the Moment February 2009


This user has fixed that damn leaky muffler on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2009-A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Writer of the month Writer of the Month April 2009

Unbooks mousepad UnBooks Author of the Month May 2009

Bff World's Best Friend July 2009

Pee reviewer of the month award Reviewer of the Month October 2009

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2010

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in February 2011

Grand Cross of the Order

Steel Kidney
Steel Kidney Rank

of Der Unwehr
Der Unwehr Kross

You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.


ArticleWhisperAwardSilver Article Whisperer Participant
This person participated in 1st The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). They did not win but they wrote the article: User:Guildensternenstein/Buffalo, New York
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Now if you'll excuse me, I think there's someone at my door...)
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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England



Hi. I am Guildensternenstein, which is a combination of the nonsensical names 'Guildenstern' and 'Sternenstein'. So yeah. That's basically it.

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I've taken it upon myself to rewrite all (or at least most of) the articles on great directors here, because I'm an avid film fan, and yeah. Also, the articles on most of these guys totally suck, so yeah.

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069f11-1 Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
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