User:Guildensternenstein

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Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month February 2009

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This user has fixed that damn leaky oil filter on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2009-A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.


Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month April 2009

Author of the Month UnBooks Author of the Month May 2009

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Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month October 2009

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2010

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in February 2011




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You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!


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P.E.E.I.N.G.


UNFÜHRER
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of Der Unwehr
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Glückwünsche!
You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.

Heil!


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'2009 Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League Champion!'


This user was the 2009 UFFL Champ.

Incidentally, he/she is a bit ashamed.

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This person participated in 1st The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). They did not win but they wrote the article: User:Guildensternenstein/Buffalo, New York
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Now if you'll excuse me, I think there's someone at my door...)
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'The 2010 San Diego Chargers Underachievement Award'


This user underachieved the entire 2010 season.

Come playoff time, he/she underachieved the most when it counted.

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England
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'The 2011 San Diego Chargers Underachievement Award'


This user underachieved the entire 2010 season.

Come playoff time, he/she underachieved the most when it counted.


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Me.

Hi. I am Guildensternenstein, which is a combination of the nonsensical names 'Guildenstern' and 'Sternenstein'. So yeah. That's basically it.

Contents

edit Articles I have written

Also me.

Bold = Personal Favorite

edit Metal Gear

edit D&D:IRL

edit Filmmakers

edit Sports

edit Bands

edit Politics, Religion, History, etc.

edit Actors

edit Other

edit Misc.

edit HowTo's I have written

edit UnBooks I have authored

edit UnPoetia I have authored

edit UnScripts I have authored

edit UnNews I have written

edit Pages I'd like to rewrite

edit Other peoples'

I've taken it upon myself to rewrite all (or at least most of) the articles on great directors here, because I'm an avid film fan, and yeah. Also, the articles on most of these guys totally suck, so yeah.

edit My own

edit Usergroups I've founded

edit Images my IRL friend chopped for me

edit Audios

edit Articles I have reviewed

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3 years, 4 months and 10 days.

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The Sacred and Holy crest of ΥΣΣ This user is a Brother of the Upsilon Sigma Sigma Fraternity. Humor, Honor, Hubris. Per Iocus Prudentia!

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