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Sister Gubby (born February 25 1930) is a South African-born British art expert, consecrated virgin and contemplative hermit who became an unlikely celebrity during the 1990s, presenting a series of acclaimed art history documentaries for the BBC.

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Sister Gubby standing in front of Francisco de Goya's painting, The Colossus

She was born in South Africa and raised in Edinburgh, Scotland. She became a nun in 1946 in the order of the Sisters of Notre Dame de Namur. She was sent to England to begin her novitiate and studied at St Anne's College at Oxford. Outside of her academic studies, she lived in a convent that maintained a strict code of silence.

After completing a teaching diploma in 1954, she returned to South Africa to teach at the University of the Witwatersrand. Health problems in 1970 forced her to abandon teaching and return to England to live in the grounds of a Carmelite monastery. She spent many years translating Medieval Latin scripts before deciding to pursue her favorite subject of art in 1980.

She has since left her religious order, and is therefore no longer a nun, but her bishop has accepted her as a canonical consecrated virgin and hermit, allowing her to wear religious garb and use the title "Sister." Seeking a contemplative lifestyle, she currently lives in a trailer on the grounds of a Carmelite monastery at Quidenham, in Norfolk in the east of England. Besides receiving the Carmelite prioress and a nun who brings her provisions, she dedicates her life solely to monastic solitude and prayer, but allows herself two hours of work per day.


edit Documentaries

In addition to writing more than a dozen books, Sister Gubby has narrated the documentaries:

  • Sister Gubby's Odyssey (1992)
  • Sister Gubby's Grand Tour (1997)
  • Sister Gubby's Story of Painting (1997)
  • Sister Gubby's American Collection (2001)

edit Notoriety

Her brief brush with notoriety came when she voiced her approval of Andres Serrano's Piss Christ whose public exhibition offended many moderate and conservative Catholics.

edit Miscellaneous

  • Nathan Lane does imitations of Sister Gubby, habit and all, on TV.

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“so he said thank you so I said more like FAG YOU!!!!LOL”
~ Gubby

Gabby is the most awesome kick ass guy in the universe, loll. Here is a list of the things he likes:

  • Flying fish - coos there keel!!!
  • The Erasmus loll
  • V for vendetta - the quicksets movie ever! It's like no - you hurt me so I KILL YOU HAHAHA but have a rose anyway, coos roses r cowl
  • Oh yah roses loll
  • Swords
  • Lord of the Rings (the book duh)
  • GRR Martin (he's clever)

You should see his site, coos it's the best: gubb.devisland.net


Here r sum articles I lick but aren't featured (coos you can read the featured wons on UN:BEST loll):

American Pi
Marriage
Polar bear
Boozebear
Daddy Longlegs
Furry
Spontaneous Combustion
Game:A minefield
beaked through the head


I made these articles:

HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia
The original love song
HowTo:Get Laid Cake


I m large-lee responsible for these articles not sucking (though the ravages of time may eventually cause them to suck once more):

Superman
Scientology


Finally! A funny quote!

“Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.”


Maddox, Deviantart and Peace still suck, but the bits that don't suck r mine. (Update: Deviantart now sucks entirely. Wtf. I give up).


List of things that are automatically "funny" for the simple fact of being used

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