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edit Guardian's Sandbox

 Dis Score: 25968 Moves: 2948529

> shoot BFG9000

With a single shot from the gigantic gun, the monsterious Spider Mastermind topples before your superior firepower. With it's death, Hell should no longer pose a problem to the human race. With the leader de- You hear something charging up to fire; this ain't that good.

> turn around and shoot BFG9000

You manage to turn around, only to be blown up by a grue's BFG9000. You really hate these new Deathmatch Cooperative servers.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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