> shoot BFG9000
With a single shot from the gigantic gun, the monsterious Spider Mastermind topples before your superior firepower. With it's death, Hell should no longer pose a problem to the human race. With the leader de-
You hear something charging up to fire; this ain't that good.
> turn around and shoot BFG9000
You manage to turn around, only to be blown up by a grue's BFG9000. You really hate these new Deathmatch Cooperative servers.
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** You have died ***
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