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edit Guardian's Sandbox

 Dis Score: 25968 Moves: 2948529

> shoot BFG9000

With a single shot from the gigantic gun, the monsterious Spider Mastermind topples before your superior firepower. With it's death, Hell should no longer pose a problem to the human race. With the leader de- You hear something charging up to fire; this ain't that good.

> turn around and shoot BFG9000

You manage to turn around, only to be blown up by a grue's BFG9000. You really hate these new Deathmatch Cooperative servers.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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