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edit Welcome

“Kicking Grues is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gruekicker

Why hello there!

Enjoy your stay!

While your here, you might as well check out Grueslayer.

Also, click here to view my custom userboxes made by me!


Yea, wannafightaboutit?

edit Userboxes

Seriously, the only thing a user page is good for is lots and lots of userboxes. Well, here they are.

edit My Userboxes (Growing daily)

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Kefka - Laugh This user is a grinch and laughs at your misfortune
Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
Grueslayer This user is a Grueslayer implementor.
Gsgrue This user is the Grueslayer death page specialist.
Grueslayer This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.

Grueslayer I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
NinjaStarBlackBG This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Spellingnazi This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
Oops no web copy This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

edit Awards and Stuff

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Now go play in traffic.


edit Babel

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
il-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay.
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
bu-4 This user speaks near-native Bullet and can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
enl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English, but Louder.
fur-0 This user does not understand Furry and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
gee-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Geek.
ns-G This user does not speak Newspeak and furthermore believes Newspeak to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Newspeak.
orb-X This user only speaks Ouroboros enough to seduce native Ouroboros speakers.
Pie-N This user is a native speaker of Pie.
pika-N This user is a native speaker of Pikachu.
rh-E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
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