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" Alcoholism: you have two cows then you get drunk and kill both of them" - Mega Knigh22


OK... I am Grueeater...I tried to eat a grue once...didn't work... so little children on uncyclopedia right now listen to my words of wisdom... DONT EAT GRUES! Thank you that is all....

451px-Wii Wiimotea This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
NO This user doesn't care.
Amonite Cropped This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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No hammer and sickle This user is an

... and is unabashedly American!

Canadian Flag This user is Canadian
Feel free to leave
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XrayLhand <center> This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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Baphomet <center> This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Hey! Hey!
You! You!
This user wants to be your girlfriend!

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

al-P This f****r speaks the Ancient Language heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ca-P This f****r speaks Canajan, eh? heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
elv-P This f****r speaks Elvish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.

Grues will be eaten by massive humans some time in the year 3000!!!!! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
Small notebook gamer This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Cat03 This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Ohnogun This user Hates pokemon.
Darth Vader Recruitment This user has joined the Imperial Navy and has attained rank of Captain.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
Kamikaze watermelon This user supports the Kamikaze Lifestyle of Fooby the Kamikaze the Watermelon
Newcookie Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Adult catgirl aqua Catgirls, Hentai and furries, Oh my!
This page contains catgirls, hentai and/or furries and is not safe for human consumption.

If caught reading this page, roll over and play dead.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

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