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" Alcoholism: you have two cows then you get drunk and kill both of them" - Mega Knigh22
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OK... I am Grueeater...I tried to eat a grue once...didn't work... so little children on uncyclopedia right now listen to my words of wisdom... DONT EAT GRUES! Thank you that is all....
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Grues will be eaten by massive humans some time in the year 3000!!!!! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<center> </center>
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