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" Alcoholism: you have two cows then you get drunk and kill both of them" - Mega Knigh22
MUGABE HAS AIDS
OK... I am Grueeater...I tried to eat a grue once...didn't work... so little children on uncyclopedia right now listen to my words of wisdom... DONT EAT GRUES! Thank you that is all....
This user is interested in . Some call this necrophilia.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must .
This user is an
, Anti-Communist ... and is unabashedly American!
This user is a and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user uses
Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
Everything that you want boy, you know this user's got it.
This user is
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ca-P This f****r speaks heavily laced with Canajan, eh? that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
elv-P This f****r speaks heavily laced with Elvish that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
This user hates and is a sinner through and through!
This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
Grues will be eaten by massive humans some time in the year 3000!!!!! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This user is a
and just loves to turn
into real men!
This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
This user owns by one or more just so they can keep an eye on them.
This user has joined the and has attained rank of Captain.
This user is a and therefore creepy.
This user plays . RunEscape Laugh at Pray for them.
This user is a
and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
This user supports the Kamikaze Lifestyle of Fooby the Kamikaze the Watermelon
has awarded you a cookie! Somebody Now go play in traffic.
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Catgirls, Hentai and furries, Oh my! This page contains , catgirls and/or hentai and is not safe for human consumption. furries
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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.