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edit Episode 4 the golden sorcerer blaning
narrator:last time on the young and the uncyclopedians engelsfair once again turned to darth communism and kim who we havent seen for two episodes came back to save her will they find dizberg and the commie obsessed engelsfair FIND OUT TODAY!
(EPISODE starts in mollys base)
keira: come on lets find dizberg and engelsfair and get out of this place
dizberg: hey i found you guys
ronalds:yeah but wheres my commie comrad
dizberg:you mean engelsfair?
ronalds: no i mean a jar of pickles OF COURSE I MEAN ENGELSFAIR YOU NITWIT!
han:(knocks out ronalds) i hate commies
dizberg:i think engelsfair is in this door
han: hey commie wake up your masters here
engelsfair: you mean the real stalin or better yet adolf hitler
han:shut up you dunce!(knocks engelsfair out and they get out of the base)
(infront of the base)
sorcerer blaning: heheh nice to see you han i see your still beating up on commies (knocks out all capitalism people except han)
han:now i have to beat you with engelsfair
engelsfair: i got the monkeys paw it is now upgraded to use two wishes
han:your not so bad for a commie you know?(grabs monkeys paw)
engelsfair:and your not so bad for a capitalist
han: i wish i was captain capitalism(wish is granted)
blaning:no way!ill be a son of a hoozer wait what?
engelsfair:i wish i was darth communism(wish is granted)
blaning:ill still kill you!
darth communism: take this COMMUNISM BLAST
captain capitalism:capitalism BLAST!
(BLASTS MIX TOGETHER AND TURN BLANING INTO A LITTLE GRASSHOPPER)
(they all wake up)