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Welcome to my page!! Obviously, this is a page about me, my images, and my articles.
|You guys are retarded|
This is pretty much the worst article ever
edit Memo to Self.....Murder these people
- Hillary Clinton
- Paris Hilton
- Jeff Gordon
- Your Mom
- Osama Bin Laden
- Peter Griffin
- Everybody on the New York Yankees
- Nancy Pelosi
edit My Bio
- Age: 35
- Occupation: Janitor for the CIA
- Birthplace: Georgia (the country in Asia, not the state in America! Don't worry, it's a common mistake!)
- Oh yeah, that was actually me dancing during that dance scene in Napoleon Dynamite because they sent me in as a stunt double for Jon Heder.
edit My Articles
- Milhouse Van Houten-a man who has been long overdue for a little respect.
- Elliott Sadler-NASCAR driverwith an obsessive addiction to M&Ms.
- Daytona 500- The greatest sporting event in the history of mankind.
- Mass Murdering League
- 1 vs. 100
- Springfield Eagles
- The Rumble in Alberta
- Smarch Madness
edit My Images
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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