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Real Name: C. Augusto Valdés
Occupation: Self-proclaimed bastard.
affiliation: Church of the Subgenius
Base of operations: Genhinnom, the Valley of Gehenna. Mexico City.
Weapons: Skepticism, Angel face.
Special abilities: Virtual invisibility (obliviousness) The power to ignore obnoxious or undesirable individuals.
First Appearance: Tales of Stark Reality # 27 (February 1974)
Mission: Contribute material that does not contradict the original sources, while avoiding surreal and senseless edits.