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Potatochopper of the Month July 2007

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Oi! I am Imoeng, born in Jakarta, Indonesia but living in Melbourne Australia. I am not funny, but not stupid, although I am too damn handsome, so I can grab things easily with my some hands. My English is not excellent, although I can say "G'day myte, hawst gaw'in myte, I'm from Stralyya myte". I prefer to type "colour" rather than "color" because in Indonesian color means underwear. That is all about me. If you have anymore question, ask my mom.

Bass player

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Crop circles

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ME

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

BS	This userpage is bullshit.

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This user is an Australian
... Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
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NO	This user doesn't care.


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Crap

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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

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This user should not be trusted.

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

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This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

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This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

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Gneomi is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.

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This user loves pi

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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Yadda, yadda, yadda... Also see the list of images I have vandalised! All hail Sophia..

I have added some crap to these pages below, also with the status besides them.
= Crap page
= Raws page
= Really rawks page

However there is no rawks and really rawks page at this time, but consider nominate some of these, and you'll be safe.

Toilet | Air Drum | HowTo:Google | Big Mac | Why?:Play guitar? | HowTo:Fart without anyone knowing it | Why?:Water is good for our health? | HowTo:Get a quick Pee Review response | SMS | Why?:Bring snakes on planes? | HowTo:Be a guitar hero | HowTo:Avoid misspells | Laptop | Master of Puppets | Weather forecasting | Goal celebration | DEFCON | Hanging | Jihad My Ride (major rewrite) | Miss Chernobyl Beauty Pageant | Sperm: A Chronicle

Italics = Quasi-Featured Articles
Bold = Featured Articles

News from my beloved country. What is it? No one knows.

UnNews iPod | UnNews:Authorities set new policies on trains and trams | UnNews:Hippies: "You all need to stop farting" | UnNews:Newscaster caught without underpants | UnNews:"Fair dinkum" for Aussie migrants | UnNews:Paris Hilton: "Is it 2007 already?" | UnNews:Local newscaster says Arnold Schwarzenegger is a nigga |

This layout is shamefully ripped off from Mhaille's userpage. Shame on you. No, shame on me.

Armed monkeys

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Just go

Pages I'm following

Air Drum

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