User:Gneomi

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Oi! I am Imoeng, born in Jakarta, Indonesia but living in Melbourne Australia. I am not funny, but not stupid, although I am too damn handsome, so I can grab things easily with my some hands. My English is not excellent, although I can say "G'day myte, hawst gaw'in myte, I'm from Stralyya myte". I prefer to type "colour" rather than "color" because in Indonesian color means underwear. That is all about me. If you have anymore question, ask my mom.


Bass player
Crop circles
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Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
NO This user doesn't care.
Crap
Villianc This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
UnNews Logo Potato This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
Hanshaketiny This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

Hpsign Gneomi is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Yadda, yadda, yadda... Also see the list of images I have vandalised! All hail Sophia..

I have added some crap to these pages below, also with the status besides them.
Stop crap = Crap page
Rawk = Raws page
Thumbs-up-small = Really rawks page

However there is no rawks and really rawks page at this time, but consider nominate some of these, and you'll be safe.

Italics = Quasi-Featured Articles
Bold = Featured Articles

News from my beloved country. What is it? No one knows.

This layout is shamefully ripped off from Mhaille's userpage. Shame on you. No, shame on me.

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