User:Gilgal1/Shaft

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Shaft
Right on.
“They say this cat is a bad mother - . . . ”
~ Oscar Wilde on Shaft
“SHUT YO MOUTH!”
~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde on "Shaft"
“But I'm talking about Shaft!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Isaac Hayes
“Then I dig it!”
~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde

John Shaft is a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman, so Shaft cannot be described in more than one sentence otherwise everyone will understand and he can't be Shaft no more.[1]

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edit Blackground

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Shaft at age 9, right on.

The Black Private Dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.1

edit Childhood

Ya damn right.2

edit Early Adulthood

A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.3

edit Contemporary Descriptions

The man that would risk his neck for his brother-man.4

edit Life History

The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.5

edit Summary

Can ya dig it?6

edit References

  1. Just talking about Shaft.

edit Footnotes

  1. Right on.
  2. Shut yo mouth.
  3. Just talking about Shaft.
  4. Can ya dig it?
  5. We can dig it.
  6. Wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-wah-wah . . .
Preceded by:
Wesley Snipes
Bad Motherfuckers
10,000 B.C. - Present

Succeeded by:
Samuel L. Jackson

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