User:Gilgal1

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800px-Flag of the Philippines svg This user is a Filipino. Don't look him in the eye and avoid any sudden movements - or else he'll bite you in the ass like a rabid dog.
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"We're after your children and pets."
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Skullnbones This user is too pirate for your internet.
“If you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse”
~ Raganciano Kapitapitagan Junior on Gilgal1's white horse.


Ang Arthro po na ito ang nagbigay sa akin ng lakas!!! ANG LAKAS KO!!!"

~ Gilgal1 on Arthro.


“Me like to love you long time! Me like sucky sucky! Me so horny!”
~ Jennifer Garner on Gilgal1.


“I have gravitas!”
~ Gilgal1 on himself.


edit About my shit


800px-Flag of the Philippines svg

Pure blood.

I have suffered the wrath of an Administrator (Isra1337) that was equivalent to the rage of a thousand burning suns. I declared an open revert war with him because I have legions of highly trained foot soldiers and the most modern armored unit in the world. I thought I could win but I was dead wrong. I didn't know that he has WMD and he bombed the living shit out of me. Just like Japan after WW2, I am now living a productive life as a contributor of Uncyclopedia.

I was really sorry for what I have done and I am now reporting to my parole officer every week.

I am a Filipino ang fuckin' proud of it!

edit My Crap

Articles that I wrote:

Collaborative work with other contributors:

Useless templates that I have done:

edit People Who Hate BENSON, and by association, also hate Me

  • Pangusto - he thinks I'm an ass for writing "Philippines".
  • Nihilistic Chimpanzee - he thinks I am a "racialist fuck".[1][2]
  • Espankeh - he's lethargic, he hates everything about Uncyclopedia, including me.[3]
  • Kapuso - he thinks MidwayHaven and I stole his article. We think he's a dickwad. [4]
  • Expletive Deleted - he is funnier than the rest of the Filipino Uncyclopedians, and fucks up all Filipino articles he hated so much. His friends and neighbors think his edits are funny. Also a suspected sockpuppet of Nihilistic Chimpanzee - his constant use of the word RACIALIST and his obsession and love of Encyclopedia Dramatica is a dead giveaway. [5]

edit Cool People Who Love BENSON, but nevertheless still think I'm an ass.

  • MidwayHaven - he wrote several awesome articles while under the influence of PCP.
  • Show-Ender - collaborated several awesome articles with him, while we were under the influence of PCP.

PCP is AWESOME!

edit Awards



Newcookie Famine has awarded you a cookie!
Close enough. No longer tho-you're damn near the limit as it is!


Newcookie Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
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Now go play in traffic.
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Now go play in traffic.

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They gave me Ninja Stars today! Whopeeee!

--Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 14:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

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