User:Ggarfield

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    my anti-drug
You have Nofu massages.
“Пламена ада покроют ваше тело в горящей боли.”
~ Ggarfield on being evil
Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

WHotM Whore of the Month December 2007

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“As far as adopters go, Ggarfield is more "behind the scenes"”
~ Cajek on not being adopted by Garfield
“I may be discreet, but I always keep an eye on my adoptees”
~ Le Marquis de Nofu on watching Cajek have sex


6.5 This user has written 6.5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Maosuittransparent

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

SovietCaptain


MUN
Member of the Order
GUN
Gun Using Nutcase


edit Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu, the man with the golden Nofu

Bikini 7

Ask not with this user can do for you, ask what you can do for this user!

Hi I'm Ggarfield, and I like fishing. Trout taste good. I want a Browning Citori. I also like pie. Ok, ok, I get bored of randomness quickly, just like <insert name here>, but lets face it, I'm totally nuts full of inner randomness. I mean,come on, just picture someone who knows more about guns than a Field Officer, can knit a sweater that would not only fit your fat ass you overweight foo YOU, but would win you countless complements from old women, can bake, loves fishing, web development, goes to online school, writes for his school paper, and finally, has a vast knowledge of many types of history. I'm pretty nuts like I said fricken awesome, eh? Furthermore, I like English and Science and shooting clay pigeons and hunting deer and making websites, and now I'm here! Watch out, I will probably have taken over your brain within a number of minutes after reading this!

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Brett favre

There is no other like Favre. This man is like Super-Jesus-Master-of-the-North!

<insert name here>:If this is a BIO, then what was that?

Ggarfield: Never you mind. Anyway, here's a poetry BIO:

I come from the state of Wisconsin,

The land of the milk and the cheese,

Where God speaks only with cheeseheads,

It's ironic that cheese makes me sneeze.

-Ggarfield

(Adapted from famous colonial rhyme about Boston)

edit Final Thoughts

Miss Unsoc

Seriously, if you want to talk about some article I've written, or just leave me some random award that I wouldn't deserve other than the fact that it means nothing anyway, add (with the +) some talk in the discussion area. Use a subject. If you are an admin, I want you to make my rank more official! It is already very official part of the way there, but you could help. Ask me how.

If you want to feel the love, go find a hooker! go away! I'm cynical, I can't spell without Spellchecker, and I am a member of a select branch of aristocracy known as the Nofu. I'm also notedly funny, and I DO specialize in making fun of the people that love Jesus, by loving Jesus in my own way. Contrary to popular belief, Jesus wasn't funny until I met him, and spiced things up. It spread like wild fire. My religion is Canadianism.

Don't believe it? Check it: Canadian_Jesus and Communist_Jesus

Also try:

Wire tapping - Yeah, it's my favorite

UnNews:FOX NEWS Buys Uncyclopedia - need I say more?

Model 94 Winchester - It's not at all Bad, and it's not entirely mine - I collaborated with user:MaddMax

Goroxide Ultimatum

user:Ggarfield/FDA - This is my latest project still in its fledgling stages. It will be great some day soon!

user:Ggarfield/Order_of_Nofu - The order of Nofu Project will begin shortly

user:Ggarfield/Bank of Nofu - a Bank were we Nofu Aristocrats keep our dough

User:Ggarfield/A Series of Unformal Events - It's an UnBook in the making

UnBooks:The Bootylicious Beginning - it's made!

Once again, thanks! (Or did I even thank you nofus in the first place?)


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