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I will shoot your brain out of your head.

edit Awards 4 E

  • Thankings: 2
  • Vote thanks[1]: 4
  • Cookies: 6
  • Ninjastars etc.: 3
  • Prix citron: 1[2]
  • User Awards: 1

edit 2007

"And then they started raining in like crazy morons from Greenland. OoOoOOoooOOoo"

I award you an award award!

Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award!
Eatencookie Dawg has eaten your cookie!
You shouldn't have left it there.
For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”
Cookie Kip the Dip has baked you a homemade cookie!
Now go half-ass review someone else's page
Newcookie The Thinker has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Newcookie TheLedBalloon has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month June 2007

Newcookie Under User has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie Pongo Version 2 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


edit 2008

Holy crap! An ACTUAL award!

Dali Glass Trophy The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award

Presented By His
Holiness The
Dali Llama

March 2008

Gert5 Has Been Awarded Official Thankies By YesTimeToEdit!
This Is Not Just Thankies. This Is Unofficial YesTimeToEdit Official Thankies.

edit 2009

Twas a sad year for teh awards in 2008. At least 2009 made up for it. In June. F**k. Thanks, unnamed one!

Along with great rewards comes great awards, liek dis:

Knight Commander of the Order

edit 2010

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.

Rabbi Techno

edit Userpage

Awards placed on the userpage, then taken off, then eaten, crapped out, remodeled, renovated, splitten, glued, mixed, electrocuted and then placed on this page

edit Awards 4 U

edit Floppy cake

Floppy? Hot dogs!

Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.

edit Cookie Storage

I am currently giving out 30 free cookies for random people. I currently have 30 in storage. I didn't give everything away. I am not spinach ho-ho-ho! That's Vender-Shabby.

I made a list of people who I have given cookies to so you would not bother me about it. People written like THIS are sysops. People written like THIS are bureaucrats (Those who will determine who is a sysop or a bureaucrat and who is not)
I have currently given cookies for this occasion to:

  1. Rei
  2. Mhaille
  3. Zombiebaron
  4. PrincessCaitlai
  5. Shandon
  6. Modusoperandi
  7. Mordillo
  8. Tom Mayfair
  9. Tompkins
  10. Squiggle
  11. AAA!
  12. Jocke Pirat
  13. Thekillerfroggy
  14. Braydie
  15. Sir Cornbread
  16. Prettiestpretty
  17. George VI
  18. Chronarion
  19. Dawg
  20. Flammable KUN
  21. Keitei
  22. PantsMacKenzie
  23. Paulgb
  24. Rcmurphy
  25. Sophia
  26. Einstein 145

edit Notes

  1. Probably whored for awards
  2. Times 4 Billion

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