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4.29 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 17 December 2014sm=d Romartus Go-go
1. Antibiotics (nomination page) 5.5 ( 7.5 / 2 )sm=n 12 December 2014sm=d Romartus
2. Flying toasters (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 December 2014sm=d Romartus Flying tonight
3. Trigonometry (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 4 December 2014sm=d Romartus Slide rulers out
4. Jizzlam (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 1 December 2014sm=d Romartus This article has multiple tissues
5. Muslim Sisterhood (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 26 November 2014sm=d Romartus Let's here it for the sisters
6. Samsung (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7 / 0.5 )sm=n 23 November 2014sm=d Romartus Take that Apple!
7. Solar flares (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 November 2014sm=d Romartus Flare up!
8. Stairs (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 16 November 2014sm=d Romartus About time the PooLit winner got this
9. Atheist Alliance of America (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 14 November 2014sm=d Romartus I don't believe it
10. Tornado (nomination page) 8 ( 8 / 0 )sm=n 10 November 2014sm=d Romartus Let rip
11. Cloud gazing (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 November 2014sm=d Romartus Clouds
12. Chess (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 2 November 2014sm=d Romartus Checkmate?
13. Caliphate (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 30 October 2014sm=d Romartus In time for Friday
14. Space Shuttle Challenger (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 27 October 2014sm=d Romartus To the stars
15. Battle of Bosworth (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 October 2014sm=d Romartus Let the metal bashing begin!
16. Nouvelle cuisine (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 20 October 2014sm=d Romartus Oui!
17. Ad hominem (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 17 October 2014sm=d Romartus What did you expect from this writer?
18. Cafeteria food (nomination page) 7 ( 8 / 1 )sm=n 13 October 2014sm=d Romartus plastic trays of dietary transcendence
19. HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 10 October 2014sm=d Romartus Call waiting
20. Commonwealth of Nations (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7 / 0.5 )sm=n 6 October 2014sm=d Romartus
21. Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 2 October 2014sm=d Romartus Another Soggy article!
22. The Doctor is IN (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 25 September 2014sm=d Xamralco
23. Bluestocking (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 September 2014sm=d Romartus Stockings
24. Town meeting (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 September 2014sm=d Xamralco 57 days. I think it's time.
25. BioShock (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 17 September 2014sm=d Romartus I'm shocked
26. George R. R. Martin (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 13 September 2014sm=d Romartus Featuring is coming
27. Jam session (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 9 September 2014sm=d Romartus Get strummin'
28. UnBooks:Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors (nomination page) 5.5 ( 6 / 0.5 )sm=n 5 September 2014sm=d Romartus A coat needs hanging
29. Netflix (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 1 September 2014sm=d Romartus Do you have a subscription?
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
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All nominated articles

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Constitution of the United States (actual text)

Score: 3.5 laws of the land
Nomination: Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:59, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Half Self-nom and For. I wrote this with Mattsnow a while ago. It's always fun to work with him. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:59, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Nice job. I was actually hesitating about my vote before the part about "black syrupy substance", though. A bit more subtlety will help! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:22, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. It's funny and accurate. 71.227.159.69 02:24, December 16, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. We the Pimples LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:04, December 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. Napoleon Khan (talk) 18:54, December 18, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I found it funny at places, but not funny enough to deserve VFH Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:28, December 20, 2014 (UTC)

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New Hampshire

Score: 2 slices of fried plywood, lightly buttered
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 00:22 5-Dec-14 00:22, December 5, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. My first Uncyclopedia article. Spıke ¬ 00:22 5-Dec-14
  2. For. Great article! Congratulations, Spike! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:25, December 9, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Richard M. Nixon

Score: 5 immoral Dicks
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 07:47, November 20, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom & For Rewrote it. --Nikau (talk) 07:47, November 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:14, November 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:06, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For.Flashfreez (talk) 05:18, November 28, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. Added a pic. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:59, November 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

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Nirvana

Score: 5 mumblers
Nomination: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:16, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom and for. A collab between me and Xamralco. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:16, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:17, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Informative. Sure the wikipedia entry is the parody and this is the truth? LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:41, November 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Nikau (talk) 07:46, November 20, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:01, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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North Korea at the 2012 Summer Olympics

Score: 3
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:33, November 15, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For I wrote this for this year's HMC competition. Enjoy! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:33, November 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:51, November 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. We should let the world know about North Korea. And show the power of Ms. Kim Jong Un. My2ndAngelic (talk) 22:08, November 30, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Sex Scene

Score: 2
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:19, November 15, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom and for. Not originally my article but something I have changed a lot.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:21, November 15, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Well written. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:50, November 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:12, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Not safe for works. (Of course) My2ndAngelic (talk) 22:05, November 30, 2014 (UTC)

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Power

Score: 4 people who have it.
Nomination: ChiefjusticePS2 16:52, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Self-nom and for. I wrote this today! Do you got it? --ChiefjusticePS3 16:52, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Nice Nikau (talk) 05:16, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:37, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:38, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

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CHU

Score: 3 short swigs of Labatt's 50
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 20:33 8-Nov-14 20:33, November 8, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Can a shortwave time standard be made funny? Only if one delights in ridiculing all things Canadian. Spıke ¬ 20:33 8-Nov-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Though could do with one or two more pics (of what, I'm not entirely sure). Capt. Gull (talk) 08:35, November 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:03, November 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Abstain. It has some good jokes in it, unfortunately sepaated by drab anticipation. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 11:34, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

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Lava lamp

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:06, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Spike's 2014 Poo Lit entry which came in equal 3rd in the 2014 Poo Lit competition LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:07, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Unlike War of the Lava Lamps, this is an article on an actual topic. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 14:18 20 Oct 2014
  3. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:39, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:09, October 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. It's not bad, but the concept itself is a little weak, mainly because lava actually glows. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:06, November 2, 2014 (UTC)
    Doo wut? Are you trying to impose reality on an Uncyclopedia article? Because, as the article itself states, "Lava is nothing if not black." Spıke ¬ 03:03 6-Nov-14
    It also squeaks too. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:55, November 6, 2014 (UTC)
  2. I wouldn't call it weak. The concept just presents a literal understanding of the term "Lava lamp" and then talks cleverly about it. Simple - yes, but also funny and effective. In addition, it isn't like the author is unaware of the fact that lava glows (I think so, at least). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:27, December 9, 2014 (UTC)

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Dag Hammarskjöld

Score: 5
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 10:00, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. SNF Beaten at pls, might as well try here. --Nikau (talk) 10:00, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Well written. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. A strong contender for the Poo Lit prize. I would like to see this featured. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:51, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. I really liked it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:25, October 20, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:07, November 2, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Food

Score: 5
Nomination: -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 04:28 10 Oct 2014
For Votes: 5
  1. This is one of the few articles I've written that I think is any good. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 04:28 10 Oct 2014
  2. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:00, October 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Sure, why not -- it's amusing. (But what are those cylindrical things (wrapped in bacon?) on the grill, anyway?) Snarglefoop (talk) 17:15, October 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. There seems to be a trend for a lot food related features. Tuck in! LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:14, October 21, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. i like food Katana chicken (talk) 21:22, November 4, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0
  • Against. Adit Seth (talk) 07:39, October 28, 2014 (UTC)
    Care to explain why? -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 09:52 29 Oct 2014
    Voter cast this vote in an evening in which his other contributions were to create a stub and nominate it for honors (both deleted). I posted a request on his talk page that he explain his vote, which has now timed out. Spıke ¬ 10:00 29-Oct-14
Comments
  • Needs more content; would fit better in HowTo:. Spıke ¬ 13:14 10-Oct-14
  • Against: I liked the direction it took, but seems to be lacking something... maybe a sensationalist approach? TheCan 01:34, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
    You mean what I did wasn't a sensationalist approach? -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 01:44 11 Nov 2014
    Well, I meant moreso. Once I saw it begin on the evils of food, I expected the kind of thing you see trying to stir up paranoiacs: I'd say the muted, clean-cut style needs some more jagged writing. TheCan (talk) 19:58, November 11, 2014 (UTC)
    I expect that if I did that I would incur the disapproval of a different editor. I'm between Scylla and Charybdis here. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 22:02 11 Nov 2014
    Good point. Well, I've re-read it and although I'm not against it, it needs a little something more, but I'm not sure what... I'll abstain for now. Maybe when I finish Wallace and Gromit I'll know what it is that itches me (and I'm not talking about my rash). TheCan (talk) 05:09, November 12, 2014 (UTC)

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UnDebate:Should women rap?

Score: 5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:05, October 4, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Half-self-nom and for A debate on a very controversial topic, that has aroused recently. I worked on it with another person off-site, who, if he makes an account on Uncyclopedia, will probably be called GV. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:05, October 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:40, October 4, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Sure. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs 22:37 9 Oct 2014
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:59, October 10, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. Not too exuberant, not too dry; like a good cocktail. TheCan (talk) 02:05, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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