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4.06 votes per article • Goal: 10


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# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. California (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 November 2015sm=d Romartus California dreaming
1. British ski jumpers (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 22 November 2015sm=d Romartus
2. The Jackson 5 (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 13 November 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
3. Holy Roman Empire (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 7 November 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
4. Suit (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 29 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
5. Labour Party (UK) (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
6. The Joy of Painting (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
7. Sex change (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 23 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
8. Video game (nomination page) 6 ( 8 / 2 )sm=n 15 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
9. Bee (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 9 October 2015sm=d Spike An article that will give you a buzz
10. Hillsdale College (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 3 October 2015sm=d Romartus
11. Uncyclopedia (nomination page) 6 ( 11 / 5 )sm=n 26 September 2015sm=d Romartus
12. Teleology (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 19 September 2015sm=d Romartus Latest winner
13. Arthur (show) (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 11 September 2015sm=d Romartus
14. HowTo:Fix a computer (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 4 September 2015sm=d Romartus Voting reformatted. It's a feature
15. Box-spring (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 August 2015sm=d Romartus Sprang to a feature
16. Warranty (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 20 August 2015sm=d Romartus Check below the dotted line
17. Noble gases (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 13 August 2015sm=d Romartus Open the taps
18. First-past-the-post voting (nomination page) 6 ( 7 / 1 )sm=n 1 August 2015sm=d Spike A primary candidate for featuring
19. Colloquialism (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 1 August 2015sm=d Romartus In a manner of speaking
20. Hillary Clinton (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 25 July 2015sm=d Romartus Hilly times
21. Gretna Green (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 19 July 2015sm=d Romartus Eloping
22. Hurricane (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 July 2015sm=d Romartus Blown away
23. Bill Cosby (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 5 July 2015sm=d Romartus Give me a new show!
24. UnNews:U.S. corners Palestine rubble futures market (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 29 June 2015sm=d Romartus Get Barney Rubble
25. Chamber pot (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 22 June 2015sm=d Romartus A pot to poo in
26. United Kingdom general election, 2015 (nomination page) 8 ( 8 / 0 )sm=n 16 June 2015sm=d Romartus Elected! I wanna be Elected!!
27. Audiophile (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 11 June 2015sm=d Romartus Listen up
28. Screaming Lord Sutch (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 June 2015sm=d Romartus Voted!
29. UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 1 June 2015sm=d Romartus Featured
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Score: -3
Nomination: You will die, and no one will mourn. 18:46, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. You will die, and no one will mourn. 18:46, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. The original joke was merely imitative of an episode from Cartoon Network's Freakazoid. The current article repeats this exact joke a tedious number of times. Not our best stuff. Nominator has no prior contributions. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:02 24-Nov-15
  2. Against. Cartoon pants. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:48, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. Not feature quality.  EStop Easy button 13:43, November 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. This joke went stale a while ago, even without the article's help. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 05:45, December 1, 2015 (UTC)


Color guard

Score: 3 dangerous pieces of equipment
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone02:23 24-Nov-15 02:23, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. Please welcome new Uncyclopedian Alec Pradeux (whom I neglected in favor of the even newer kid, until now). A proud addition to our Marching Band pages. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:23 24-Nov-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. A fun read!  EStop Easy button 10:05, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Cg097 (talk) 01:23, November 30, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Ben Carson

Score: 4 sleeping pills you can skip taking
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone23:47 22-Nov-15 23:47, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. Please welcome Uncyclopedian Elcidero, also the stealth author of Boeing 737. This expertly weaves our recent front pages (and Carson's own odder utterances) into a funny article. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:47 22-Nov-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. --Alec Pradeux (talk) 19:20, November 23, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. Elcidero (talk) 01:42, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Informative, relevant, clever and funny. Great article!  EStop Easy button 10:00, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Bass guitar

Score: 5 frets you don't have to deal with
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone21:36 20-Nov-15 21:36, November 20, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A VFD save describing a non-musical instrument for the non-musician inside each of us. ConCass2 assisted. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:36 20-Nov-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. Characterful and funny! A great potted history of the bass and those that play it.  EStop Easy button 11:56, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. - ConCass2 (talk) 16:50, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Yep The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 09:18 pm 22 Nov 2015
  5. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:11, November 25, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes



Score: 1
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and Symbol for vote For.. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:43, November 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Off the wall and very humerous, a fun read!  EStop Easy button 11:59, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. For such a huge subject with a great core of real-world anachronisms, this falls far short of what I would like to see. Great points on Athenian and English birth of democracy, but opening quotes, a whoops to a inferior article, and significant lack of expansion to current democratic voting on Federal or international levels. Where is the description on how a collegiate or preferential ministerial voting system means the presidential/prime ministerial candidate can win with a minority vote? The issues with compulsory vs voluntary voting? The election bias by media? I think Churchill said something like "Democracy is a crappy system, but it'll do until we get something better." (Paraphrased.) Let's hold off on featuring an average effort over a potential fantastic one. (Tl;dr: I didn't like it.) The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 08:57 pm 22 Nov 2015


Fahrenheit 451

Score: 0.5
Nomination: Makefolkslaugh ([[User [The user FORMERLY known as Princelogo]:Makefolkslaugh|talk]]) 22:38, November 8, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote For.Fahrenheit 451
  2. Symbol for vote For. I remember having to read this book back in high school. I liked the critique's perspective of it, as if some dumb student completely missed the point of Bradbury's story. My favorite touches were the mentioning of which pages had all the action (advising to skip the rest) and the mention of "The Pedestrian" by the same author and another short work I read. Maybe the only thing I didn't like was how abruptly the article stops. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 06:22, November 10, 2015 (UTC)
  3. For. 01:30, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
  4. While I agree with Spike's rationale, I found this funny, and funny trumps guidelines. The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 08:39 pm 22 Nov 2015
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. We have a style guide that warns that — as funny as it may seem to open up an "encyclopedia" to a page and read an article by a writer who doesn't really know anything definitive and doesn't think he should have to — this trite comedy strategy should be avoided. It's an okay placeholder but definitely shouldn't be featured, if only because that will keep anyone from adding an actual clever take on the novel, or increasing it to the length of a legitimate article. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:18 10-Nov-15
    In this case, I think it works because it's ironic. Fahrenheit 451 warned of what would happen if a book-fearing society banned them and the societal/intellectual repercussions that would follow; the writer is a perfect example of the book's point even as he criticizes it. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 04:23, November 11, 2015 (UTC)
    Despite the recent improvements, the Intro (which is the part that would go to our main page) still fails to convince the reader that what follows isn't a page of crap by a bad Uncyclopedian who thinks it's funny to be non-encyclopedic. The assumption behind it is complex: that the article is itself the result of a campaign of book-burning, that it led to widespread ignorance (and that that would be differentiable from our current widespread ignorance) (in fact, it might not matter at all if the texts were online...). It's as hard to do this in an Intro as it is to do "written in an alternate voice." Spıke Radiomicrophone14:40 22-Nov-15
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Been on the fence on this for a while, as I see both sides. Some sentences seem too ranty, making parts read like the author is complaining from his desk in the English Lit class, not from the book's perspective. This is part of a wider issue, in that Chunkles had to point the angle out (which is a good one). Vote against for now as it is good for the mainspace but hope to flip if edits continue.  EStop Easy button 12:20, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Against. Cg097 (talk) 19:41, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
  • I'm actually going to edit this one a bit more. I think it just needs some expansion and the irony of the comedy strategy made more salient. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 05:03, November 11, 2015 (UTC)

  • As the article is in the Uncyclopedia:At A Glance set, the set's cascading protections extend to the article, and to this ballot. Am looking for a good solution. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:04 22-Nov-15


College kid

Score: 4 boozy semesters
Nomination:  EStop Easy button 14:05, October 21, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. Rescue from VFD by EStop, then taken to the next level with a collaboration between His Highness Probably Somebody IX, OBE and Spike who I hope will earn a 1/2 point each for creating a hilarious, educational and perfectly accurate psychological analysis/handy compartmentalisation of young adults. Any college would be foolish not to include this in the freshman's pack.  EStop Easy button 14:05, October 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Have tried to advance this beyond the level of a blog about "jerks I met at school" that landed it on VFD. Illustrations by EStop and additional research on stoners (first-hand, surely) by His Highness. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:59 21-Oct-15
  3. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:06, November 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:30, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes



Score: 3 short sales
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone13:29 12-Oct-15 13:29, October 12, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. I rewrote this in 2009. It has survived the profession it describes. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:29 12-Oct-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. Breaking down what makes a Stockbroker, this funny and clever article provides sound financial advice one should read and digest, before getting sound financial advice.  EStop Easy button 10:31, October 23, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Yep The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 08:15 pm 22 Nov 2015
Against Votes: 0

No against votes



Score: 3 distributed headaches
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone20:44 2-Sep-15 20:44, September 2, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A standard for 29 years, in which one can still not write any code "standard" enough to run anywhere else. You did not know it was this funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone20:44 2-Sep-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. As a programmer, I heavily approve. A funny yet accessible take on everything that's wrong with database programming. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 06:19, September 3, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Informative, light and funny.  EStop Easy button 18:39 05-Oct-2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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