User:Gert5/Jeep Wrangler

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The Jeep Wrangler (also known as the WC, GTFO and NB) is an off-road vehicle produced by American automaker Jeep. Regardless of being off-road, it is only legal to drive in Africa. It is a successor to the World War II Near-Semi A71 Infantry Tank, a less "rugged" version of the Wrangler.

The Wrangler name was not used in Canada, instead it was now with two letters off - the Wanger, as Wrangler was already being used as a name for a fast food chain located somewhere in the large mountains of Yukon.

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edit Why, Jay? (1939-40)

1939 Jeep YJ
Wrangletank
Layout: 9 bottom engines, any wheel drive
Body style: 1-trapdoor sedan
Wheelbase: None

The first vehicle, called the YJ, was a general success in military-infested areas, and was mainly sold through their one dealer, a company titled the Military Office of Vehicles, renamed to Cardealer.com in the mid-1990s.

The most successful selling day of the car was dated in December 5, 1939, when usage was through the roof.

YJ featured:

  • A 12 ton chassis, useful for carrying around groceries and/or heavy weaponry.
  • A large ton-heavy pipe used for visuals and excrement of heavy objects
  • State-of-the-art technology wheels called "roller-skis"
  • Steel glove box
  • Top and center console, and bucket holders
  • Floor mats, none
  • Camouflage green color
  • Full spare tire
  • Interval blood-class wipers
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