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New Zork II:The Remote

After falling into a mysterious hole, yourselfth are findeth in thy box. Thy box arth sealed. Thy box art closed. Thy box art is this front. Thyselft art useth thine remoteth forth thine geteth outhe of yon box.

Adventure art too shortheth! Descrirptheth arth thine yon shorthethst! Story art thine shorthethesth! Yon sequalth to yon previousth!

You regain consiusness and still have the remote. You are boxed. Three of it's top buttons higlight, left, middle and right.

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