User:Gert5/Game/readme.txt

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 |   WARNING! BE SURE TO READ THIS BEFORE PLAYING, EDITING OR  |
 |           CREATING BOOKS ON THE NEW ZORK LIBRARY            |
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  Read this through and you may have a chance to get on the
  credits list.
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 NEW ZORK VERSION HISTORY
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 1.0 - New Zork I created
     - New Zork I stuff
 2.0 - New Zork II created
     - New Zork II stuff
 3.0 - New Zork III created
     - New Zork III stuff
 4.0 - New Zork IV created
     - New Zork IV stuff
 5.0 - New Zork V created
     - New Zork V stuff
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                ==============IMPORTANT==============
               | THE NEW ZORK PRODUCTS ARE CURRENTLY |
               | BEING FILLED AND PRODUCED. YOU MUST |
               |   READ THIS readme THROUGH BEFORE   |
               | CREATING ANY NEW PAGES OR ARTICLES  |
              | THAT MAY HAVE A REFERENCE TO OUR ZORK |
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 BEFORE WRITING, PLEASE PLAY THE GAME ITSELF. I MEAN, YOU CAN'T
 JUST ROAR WITH ADDING WHATEVER ONTO THE GAME. YOU NEED ONE REAL
 UNDERSTANDING OF THE GAME'S DESCRIPTION IN ORDER TO EDIT OR MAKE
 PAGES IN THE GAME.
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 DOWNLOADING THE GAME.
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 SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
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 * 500 kb
 * Windows 95, 98, 2000, XP or Vista required. ME su(ks
 * A desktop
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 INSTALLATION
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 * Go to User:Gert5/Game
 * Click on "download"
 * Save the file to your desktop
 * Open "Run"
 * Run as fast as possible for mankind
 * Type in "Desktop/New_zork/newzork.exe"
 * Just walk away
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 IN CASE OF DOWNLOAD PROBLEMS
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 |IF YOUR DOWNLOAD DOES NOT GET DOWNLOADED OR DOES NOT WORK,  |
 |PLEASE DOWNLOAD OUR FOLLOWING APPLICATION FROM here         |
 |THIS SHOULD BE DOWNLOADED ONLY IF YOU CAN'T OR HAVE PROBLEMS|
 |GETTING THE DOWNLOADED VERSION OF NEW ZORK TO WORK, WHICH   |
 |IF YOU DOWNLOAD IT WITHOUT ANY NEED OF IT AND YOUR NEW ZORK |
 |WORKS PROPERLY, YOUR NEW ZORK WILL SLOW DOWN. THIS          |
 |APPLICATION MUST ONLY BE ON THE DESKTOP ALONE AND WITH NO   |
 |NEW ZORK ON THE DESKTOP. REMEMBER TO SAVE YOUR NEW ZORK TO  |
 |YOUR COMPUTER'S DESKTOP AND IF NOT, VARIOUS DETAILS OF THE  |
 |GAME WILL NOT WORK PROPERLY. TAKE NOTE FROM THIS WARNING AND|
 |YOU ARE ALLWAYS READY TO PLAY NEW ZORK.                     |
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