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Wolf Blitzer is one of Loki's many children, born in the same litter as Fenris. Because Fenris was bigger, he managed to nurse more milk and become bigger and stronger and eventually eat the sun and the moon. Wolf had to content himself with gnawing on bones and nursing his grudges and decided to become even eviler than Fenris.
In the 1800's Wolf was able to eat
his dick Blitzen, thereby boosting his strength and power. But he was playing a waiting game and hunkered down for over a hundred years until finally he was able to become a "reporter" on CNN. He then started wars and caused disasters in order to insure that he was on air as often as possible, regards of suffering caused to the wars' and disasters' victims or his own viewers.
edit Wolf's interviewing style
One of the many controversial issues about Wolf Blitzer's interviewing style is that he tends to eat his guests alive when they disagree with his exceedingly rational and justified 1000% pro-Israel world view. He ate the distinguished David Duke, who as a member of the KKK shone as a beacon of tolerance and multiculturalism for all of humanity.
Here's an extract from the heinous interview (or what others have called, what happens when you pit an AIPAC hardcore member with a friend of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran):
“Hello Mr. Duke, former member of the KKK. I'd like to introduce to all of my viewers my interviewee, former KKK member David Duke. Now we're gonna ask him some questions, with which his unique viewpoint as a former member of the KKK, he can give us an insightful answer to. Now on to former KKK member, Mr. David Duke.”
“I had to get someone to go and check twice that they actually invited this this person who is the former head of the Ku Klux Klan there. I mean, you know, it's just unbelievable.”
“What the heck is Tony Blair doing here??! Oh well... Well, first off, Mr. Blitzer, I resent the introduction you made of me. You mentioned the Ku Klux Klan 11 times. That was over 30 -- well, 30 years ago in my life, and since that time I got elected to the House of Representatives, I became -- and I received a full doctorate, I have been a teacher, I have one of the best selling books in the world.”
“That was just four times you מיהו יהודי GOYIM!!!! Learn to count. Didn't they teach you how to count in the KKK??!”
“Have you even read my book? I think you're biased because you're a former lobbyist for AIPAC. You're a Jewish extremist, supporter of Israel, so you want to bias anyone who criticizes Zionism.”
“Well, do you hate Jews?”
“No. I don't hate them”
Munch munch, crunch crunch, glomp glomp.